[Misc] I do love a bidet….

[Bodian]

2) Do you shit in your shower?

Did we not have a thread about this some years ago??

 

[BN9 BHA]

I fitted a cheap £30 amazon bidet seat and an expensive douche sprayer from plumbase recently. Both women informed me they had desired effect

Always nice to have decent feedback

 

[clapham_gull]

I always thought the Japanese style toilets sounded like a fabulous idea when you are of hirsute posterior and prone to clinkerage.

You'll be surprised what other services your barber offers, just ask.

 

[Randy McNob]

I always thought the Japanese style toilets sounded like a fabulous idea when you are of hirsute posterior and prone to clinkerage.

Sadly I remember reading why there's a very good season we don't have them in the UK.

‘Japanese Smart Toilets/Bidets’ & Compliance with UK Water Regulations - APHC

Thinking About Installing a Japanese Smart Toilet or Bidet? Before you do it’s essential to make sure it meets UK water safety regulations.

aphc.co.uk

Amazing they come down hard on this yet allow water companies to pollute the rivers with sewage while asset stripping the company and trousering the dosh

 

[clapham_gull]

Bidets are fukken ace.

In Spain I have used one that fires water out horizontally. Cold water over the plums on a hot day is lovely. And you can turn round, pull open your 5skin and fill your hood with cold water too.

I must book another holiday.

Programme 7 on the Spanish model I recall.

7: Cold plum splash and reach around.

 

[Comrade Sam]

As a man approaching 60 that mostly eats meat and chocolate I love a good bidet. In Turkey all toilets have a fitting and paper is little used. I love it and have been det attachment on my loo, purchased from eBay. Whilst it saves a fortune in loo rolls, Thames water is so expensive it costs me a fortune to have a crap.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Thames water is so expensive it costs me a fortune to have a crap.

Have you tried the economy toilets that flush with less water but with a heavier stream? When you can't find a workable stream drink and use less fluid in the flush.

 

[Pevenseagull]

I'm home, lost my job
And incurably Ill.

Blah blah


I love a bidet
I love how they spray
Once non believer
Believes bidet

One more
Weekend
Of easy rinsing faeces





Oh oh


I used to be a slave to wipes and 3 ply paper

I've got a bidet and Carlos Baleba

Relieving me

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

The Londoner in Leicester Square has the Japanese toilets. Fantastic

 

[Vicar!]

The important thing with a bidet is a nice fluffy bath towel to wipe off afterwards. I found a lovely one in the CPFC shop which does the job perfectly.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Serious question from someone who has never used one of things: don’t your clothes and the bathroom floor get very wet? Don’t you get occasional skidders on the towel?

 

[RandyWanger]

I had food poisoning in Bali and the bidet literally saved my ass.

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

Had a stopover in Taiwan on our way to Oz in January, and I headed off to the loo before our next flight.
What an amazing bit of kit, and of course I had to push all the buttons to see what they did!
Told the missus to go and have a go, and she came back with a big smile on her face

 

[POSKETT AT THE VALLEY]

Smashing aren’t they. Especially if you are hiking abroad. Mrs Q thinks they are weird and won’t use one. I said she was odd.

Don’t you mean the kid’s toilet?

 

[GJN1]

Smashing aren’t they. Especially if you are hiking abroad. Mrs Q thinks they are weird and won’t use one. I said she was odd.

Imagine if that was the thing that split you two up? Of all the things...

 

[clapham_gull]

Serious question from someone who has never used one of things: don’t your clothes and the bathroom floor get very wet? Don’t you get occasional skidders on the towel?

Always remember to sit down first.

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

In my house I have an Asian style bum gun. Far superior to the bidet imho

So do I. My plumber thought it was very strange.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

You could make the same argument about a shower though.

You don't just wipe your plates with a cloth.

After the Japanese experience I do now look at my patio cleaner...

...in a different way.

Two bits of advice

1) don’t mix up the jet and pressure washer heads
2) If you are using the patio cleaner Circular attachment may I recommend a diet

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

The important thing with a bidet is a nice fluffy bath towel to wipe off afterwards. I found a lovely one in the CPFC shop which does the job perfectly.

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

I came across these automatic polythene toilet seat covers, mainly at airports, when I was living in the States. Americans seem fixated with toilet seats and germs in public toilets. They would often place bog paper all around the seat (and leave it there) so I suppose this gizmo was inevitable