[Misc] I do love a bidet….

[Questions]

Smashing aren’t they. Especially if you are hiking abroad. Mrs Q thinks they are weird and won’t use one. I said she was odd.

 

[Bakero]

Smashing aren’t they. Especially if you are hiking abroad. Mrs Q thinks they are weird and won’t use one. I said she was odd.

In my house I have an Asian style bum gun. Far superior to the bidet imho

 

[MTSeagulls]

I don't like bidets particularly but we have bum guns here which reduces wiping and toilet paper use.

 

[Whoislloydy]

Went to a Japanese spa with the Mrs for her birthday last month, the highlight for me was the Japanese toilet. Heated seat, with front and rear jets, adjustable angle and water pressure.

Criminal that they have the worlds best toilets, but no Mexican food.

 

[Bodian]

Went to a Japanese spa with the Mrs for her birthday last month, the highlight for me was the Japanese toilet. Heated seat, with front and rear jets, adjustable angle and water pressure.

Criminal that they have the worlds best toilets, but no Mexican food.

30 years ago I was volunteering for a conservation charity - and we used to meet outside a day centre for the folk who were unable to work because of various challenges. We used to pick them up - one lad loved lighting our bonfires, and another would simply carry logs for days on end if you asked him to. Anyway, they had one of these toilets - but also with a hot air dryer.

Given that I was living in a poorly heated caravan in the woods, with an outside loo that used to freeze (we had a spade for those days), I basically saved everything for those toilets. They were fantastic even then.

 

[clapham_gull]

The digital Japanese toilets should be in every home in the UK.

After each appointment my ring piece was sparkling after being sensitively soaked scrubbed, dried and buffed.

If you need a difficult job done well get the experts in.

 

[Triggaaar]

we have bum guns here which reduces wiping and toilet paper use.

So it basically sprays the shit off your hole and all around your bum?

 

[clapham_gull]

So it basically sprays the shit off your hole and all around your bump?

You could make the same argument about a shower though.

You don't just wipe your plates with a cloth.

After the Japanese experience I do now look at my patio cleaner...

...in a different way.

 

[Bry Nylon]

In my house I have an Asian style bum gun. Far superior to the bidet imho

Reminds me, I must give that DVD compilation box set back to @El Presidente

 

[Triggaaar]

You could make the same argument about a shower though.

1) I assume you use soap in the shower. Does this bum gun also use soap?
2) Do you shit in your shower?

 

[zefarelly]

I still swear by this . . . . Been through a few brushes over the years, and the bottom bracket needed a rebuild . . .

 

[Guinness Boy]

The digital Japanese toilets should be in every home in the UK.

After each appointment my ring piece was sparkling after being sensitively soaked scrubbed, dried and buffed.

If you need a difficult job done well get the experts in.

Recently did a couple of business trips to Dubai and then Tokyo.

Dubai had the gun, which was nice, but Tokyo? The main cover seat lifted as I walked in the bathroom, it was hot as I sat down and it irrigated me like I’ve ever been irrigated before. Everyone should experience a Japanese Kermit once in their life.

 

[clapham_gull]

Recently did a couple of business trips to Dubai and then Tokyo.

Dubai had the gun, which was nice, but Tokyo? The main cover seat lifted as I walked in the bathroom, it was hot as I sat down and it irrigated me like I’ve ever been irrigated before. Everyone should experience a Japanese Kermit once in their life.

Mine was the animatronic sooty and sweep version, I didn't realise there was a licenced Sesame Street model.

The lifting lid "cheeky smile" as I walked in has never left me.

 

[clapham_gull]

1) I assume you use soap in the shower. Does this bum gun also use soap?
2) Do you shit in your shower?

Have you been to a car wash ?

 

[Motogull]

Bidets are fukken ace.

In Spain I have used one that fires water out horizontally. Cold water over the plums on a hot day is lovely. And you can turn round, pull open your 5skin and fill your hood with cold water too.

I must book another holiday.

 

[BN9 BHA]

First time I installed a toilet with combined bidet arm I was testing it by pressing the various buttons, I obviously wasn’t sitting on the new toilet carrying out the commissioning but leaning over the toilet.
I didn’t realise I had the bidet jet spray on full power when I pressed this button, i got a direct hit in the eyes and couldn’t see for a few minutes

 

[Triggaaar]

Have you been to a car wash ?

Yeah, and the crap on the car goes everywhere when you jet-spray it.

 

[mile oak]

This is a really sh1tty thread

 

[METALMICKY]

I always thought the Japanese style toilets sounded like a fabulous idea when you are of hirsute posterior and prone to clinkerage.

Sadly I remember reading why there's a very good season we don't have them in the UK.

‘Japanese Smart Toilets/Bidets’ & Compliance with UK Water Regulations - APHC

Thinking About Installing a Japanese Smart Toilet or Bidet? Before you do it’s essential to make sure it meets UK water safety regulations.

aphc.co.uk

 

[Wrong-Direction]

First time I installed a toilet with combined bidet arm I was testing it by pressing the various buttons, I obviously wasn’t sitting on the new toilet carrying out the commissioning but leaning over the toilet.
I didn’t realise I had the bidet jet spray on full power when I pressed this button, i got a direct hit in the eyes and couldn’t see for a few minutes

I fitted a cheap £30 amazon bidet seat and an expensive douche sprayer from plumbase recently. Both women informed me they had desired effect