[Albion] This bloke could do with a bit of help...

[Moshe Gariani]

 

[timbha]

Milner’s such a great club man

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Bad news: Boehly's just paid £89 million for him and he's now en route to jetwash the soffit boards on the Shed end.

 

[papachris]

Glad they are doing something. The roof's been getting gradually more dirty over time. The stadium roof being cleaned will freshen up how it looks

 

[Justice]

Glad they are doing something. The roof's been getting gradually more dirty over time. The stadium roof being cleaned will freshen up how it looks

Isn’t that the general idea of cleaning?

 

[Swimboy64]

I thought the roof was supposed to be green

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

".....You've missed a bit, Dave"

 

[Insel affe]

I thought the roof was supposed to be green

Blue, which turns to green due to sunlight etc thus blends in with the countryside.

 

[pb21]

5-minute job

 

[Change at Barnham]

What a laugh you could have with your mate up on the roof by randomly turning the power on and off.

p.s. would you start at the top and work down, or the bottom and work up?
p.p.s. rather than guess how many mini-eggs are in a jar the players should be asked to guess how many hours that job will take.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Nooney! Nooney!

 

[schmunk]

And all because the lady loves Milk Tray...

 

[BN9 BHA]

Isn’t that the general idea of cleaning?

You’re on form today mate

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Just as long as all the seagull shit is bagged up and couriered to Selhurst Park.

 

[Swimboy64]

Blue, which turns to green due to sunlight etc thus blends in with the countryside.

I remember that it was said that it would blend in with the countryside I would charge £40 Msq to do that job and I’ve got a much better jet wash than that geezer
Me and Trevs would smash that job easy,no bother

 

[Jeremiah]

Glad they are doing something. The roof's been getting gradually more dirty over time. The stadium roof being cleaned will freshen up how it looks

The trouble with cleaning is that its probably only the dirt keeping it from leaking -

 

[LamieRobertson]

Isn’t that the general idea of cleaning?

Try telling my son that

 

[Thunder Bolt]

What a laugh you could have with your mate up on the roof by randomly turning the power on and off.

p.s. would you start at the top and work down, or the bottom and work up?
p.p.s. rather than guess how many mini-eggs are in a jar the players should be asked to guess how many hours that job will take.

Start at the top as water obeys the law of gravity. You wouldn’t want dirty water running over where you’ve already cleaned.

 

[armchairclubber]

Looks like the recruitment team have come up trumps again.
Experience required; 'Painting the Forth Bridge'

 

[el punal]

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Does he need an AmEx card to be up there?