[Humour] JOKE DU JOUR

[METALMICKY]

I asked the Mrs what she wanted for Valentines Day. She said "I'll give you a clue. Ex England goalie".

She expected Flowers. She got Seaman!

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

How do you know she was not cryptically after a nice piece of Stilton rather than flowers or someone from a boat? I don’t know why a woman would want a sailor and I therefore don’t believe this is a 100% story. Unless she was after someone like Ronaldinho who was actually able to lob seaman from 50 yards.

 

[Fungus]

I asked the Mrs what she wanted for Valentines Day. She said "I'll give you a clue. Ex England goalie".

She expected Flowers. She got Seaman!

Did you Springett on her?

I suspect she wanted your Hart.

 

[Jack Straw]

She didn't expect an actual goalie, Shirley?

 

[Guinness Boy]

Hiding a couple of large ex sportsmen in your house just to make a joke on Valentines seems improbable.

I suspect she got a 99p card and a petrol station rose in reality.

 

[bhafc99]

Maybe she wanted to Shilton your face?

 

[hart's shirt]

These days she'd probably prefer you to pay the electricity bill and keep the Heaton.

 

[Eeyore]

I asked the Mrs what she wanted for Valentines Day. She said "I'll give you a clue. Ex England goalie".

She expected Flowers. She got Seaman!

The clues were Rimmer and Butland....

 

[Dick Swiveller]

That's nearly a coincidence. If you had partake in intercourse, she would have got semen.

 

[jcdenton08]

That's nearly a coincidence. If you had partake in intercourse, she would have got semen.

That’s just semen-tics

 

[Eeyore]

That's nearly a coincidence. If you had partake in intercourse, she would have got semen.

and Wood.

 

[schmunk]

and Wood.

and Chlamydia.

 

[seagullwedgee]

You must have plead for clemency…..

 

[Eeyore]

and Chlamydia.

Chelsea keeper, wasn't he ?