[Humour] Joke du jour

[jcdenton08]

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo.

 

[Questions]

What did he do ?

 

[Surf's Up]

Brighton & Hove Albion

 

[Jack Straw]

Which zoo?

 

[chickens]

I’ve the body of a 25 year old, but as long as nobody digs up the patio I should be ok.

 

[METALMICKY]

And I once had a girlfriend with the 'BOBFOC' physique............body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch!

 

[hart's shirt]

Since your grandfather's health has benefited from xenotransplantation, the zoo in question should rescind their heartless ban as a matter of principle.

 

[1066familyman]

Which zoo?

Possibly Blackpool?

 

[Eeyore]

I'm quite surprised that such a transplant was successful. What did he do at the zoo ? Does such a surgery lead to animal characteristics ?

 

[Bodian]

Brighton & Hove Albion

When do they kick-off today?

Every 10 minutes.

 

[SweatyMexican]

When do they kick-off today?

Every 10 minutes.

My Mrs new nickname, Brighton. Kicking off every 10 minutes.