Did you hear about the Christmas cake on display in the British Museum?
It was Stollen.
It was Stollen.
How can it be on display if it had been stolen?Did you hear about the Christmas cake on display in the British Museum?
It was Stollen.
The one on display was fake - the bread was stollenHow can it be on display if it had been stolen?
Like the Elgin Marbles ?How can it be on display if it had been stolen?
That’s because it was stollen not cakeI think this is fake-cake news. A quick search of the British Museum collection https://www.britishmuseum.org/collection/search?keyword=cake reveals that they have no cake on display or storage. A few cake moulds, cake stamps and other cake ephemera, but no actual cake.
What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan
Will it still be on display after Christmas, or will it be replaced by another type of cake? I'd like to go and see it, but don't want to go all the way to London to find it's not there any more.Did you hear about the Christmas cake on display in the British Museum?
It was Stollen.
They won’t want it back if it’s caked in GreeceBloody typical of the British Museum this is, displaying something that isn’t even British. Come on Rishi give it back to the Germans.
She was very understanding and said ‘better than coming in the rain dear‘Why did Santa come down the chimney?
Because he didn't know the difference between Flo (the little barmaid down the Redeemer's Return) and flue.
Did you hear about the Christmas cake on display in the British Museum?
It was Stollen.
Prove it!Though this joke has many layers, it hasn’t really risen to the occasion