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[Humour] Joke de saison



Eeyore

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Herr Tubthumper

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I have some Christmas Cake.
Is it stollen?
No, I paid for it.


Is a better version imho.
 


Zeberdi

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Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo

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Oct 4, 2003
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Bloody typical of the British Museum this is, displaying something that isn’t even British. Come on Rishi give it back to the Germans.
 

Zeberdi

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I think this is fake-cake news. A quick search of the British Museum collection https://www.britishmuseum.org/collection/search?keyword=cake reveals that they have no cake on display or storage. A few cake moulds, cake stamps and other cake ephemera, but no actual cake.
That’s because it was stollen not cake :facepalm:

If you had actually searched for ‘bread’ and not ‘cake’, your search would have borne stollen fruit…🤷🏻‍♂️
 


Dick Swiveller

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I note nothing by Mr Rudyard Kipling was stolen. Coincidence?
 

Jack Straw

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Jul 7, 2003
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Did you hear about the Christmas cake on display in the British Museum?

It was Stollen.
Will it still be on display after Christmas, or will it be replaced by another type of cake? I'd like to go and see it, but don't want to go all the way to London to find it's not there any more.
 


Zeberdi

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Bloody typical of the British Museum this is, displaying something that isn’t even British. Come on Rishi give it back to the Germans.
They won’t want it back if it’s caked in Greece 🤔
 

Harry Wilson's tackle

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Why did Santa come down the chimney?
Because he didn't know the difference between Flo (the little barmaid down the Redeemer's Return) and flue.
 

Zeberdi

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Why did Santa come down the chimney?
Because he didn't know the difference between Flo (the little barmaid down the Redeemer's Return) and flue.
She was very understanding and said ‘better than coming in the rain dear‘
 


bhafc99

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Oct 14, 2003
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Though this joke has many layers, it hasn’t really risen to the occasion and is clearly half-baked. Think you need to mix it up a bit, maybe slice it differently?
 

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