[Albion] Bournemouth fans

[Easy 10]

If they had a 20k stadium I doubt they'd fill it (except for the Manyoo and Liverpools). If they drifted back to the noddy leagues they'd be back to their stock 10k at best.

 

[Weststander]

TBF there more often in the same division than not, maybe both can have a reunion with Pompey in Div 1 soon enough?

Even Weymouth have Yeovil as rivals, the song to sing to the tune of Millwalls no one likes us would be, No on hates you...etc and you are weird, little bournemouth, tinpot bournemouth. No one hates you, and you are weird.

Don’t Weymouth and Dorchester hate each other?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Don’t Weymouth and Dorchester hate each other?

For sure. With an absolute vengeance

 

[Originunknown]

All the more tickets for our Japanese friends to come and worship their one true god Mitoma and clean out the club shop of associated merchandise

Very true but part of me thinks he's due a rest for this one

 

[Crawley Dingo]

Don’t Weymouth and Dorchester hate each other?

All I know is that Weymouth and Yeovil are "Boxing day" rivals having them as my second team. Even got in trouble for a song called "Throw them into the harbour". I think its a case of the Terras being in the same division more often with Dorchester than Yeovil that allows other teams to latch on.

ETA

Would be the same with Crawley and us if they were not hopeless crap, talking of which I cant understand the "rivalry" with Sheff Wed, other end of the planet and a total laughing stock.

 

[Jack Straw]

If Brighton had Bournemouth's beaches it would be one of the greatest "resorts" in Europe IMO

No one's ever got pebbles in their sandwiches?!

 

[oneillco]

Bournemuff..? Who the f*ck are Bournemuff..?

 

[Peppermint Tea]

Chippy little fuckers.

My son and I persuaded one of his best mates to stop being a casual BMuff fan and convert to the Albion two years’ ago. Like us, he has never looked back…

 

[Bozza]

It feels like their problem is no-one hates them and no-one likes them.

They're irrelevant to pretty much everyone.

That's enough to create little man syndrome in pretty much anyone, and particularly if you already are one of the littlest men around.

 

[Soul Finger]

A few years ago before a home game against them in the Championship (I think it might have been the season they went up) me and my mate had just came out of the Buckingham Arms in Shoreham and were waiting at the train gates so we could grab a couple of tinnies for the train to Brighton. A people carrier pulled up at the tracks and the 7 or 8 people inside were all clearly Bournemouth fans.

How was it obvious they were fans of Plucky Underdogs FC? Well the flags they were holding out of the window were one sign. The fact all of them were in full kit, with a spattering of face paint and a handful of red & black wigs on display too was perhaps the bigger clue. Here before us was a group of mainly middle aged adults who had decided facepaint and wigs were appropriate for an inconsequential league game, and not a sign of involuntary celibacy.

They sat in the car, in complete silence as my mate muttered “for f*cks sake” under his breath and I smirked slightly. It was like being sent one of those disgusting videos off WhatsApp. You’re not sure if the video of a man f*cking a chicken should be laughed at or if the person responsible needs to executed immediately; so you kinda just laugh it off and feel a bit embarrassed for them. However, as the gates went up all of them turned towards us and started hurling abuse “f*ck off Brighton. Come on Bournemouth.” You could almost hear their tongue burrowing through the bottom of their mouth. The flag is waved vigorously whilst the middle passenger cranes his arm out the window to call us w*nkers.

Me and my mate just stood there bemused as they sped off, w*nker signs now visible from both sides of the car like weird stabilisers. And that’s Bournemouth as a club, isn’t it? 8 people in face paint too scared to call you a w*nker until the cars moving. They’re like a rich eccentric uncle who’s never kissed a woman. Yeah they’ve got nice stuff and they’ve probably got an interesting story to tell but it doesn’t change the fact they’re 47 and still practice kissing with their stuffed animals.

They’re just weird.

Some wonderful turns of phrase in there. Great stuff.

 

[maresfield seagull]

This won't come as much of a surprise but a fair number of them really don't like us:

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And that's fine, because I don't like them. Annoying little tin pot twat of a club in their crap shoebox ground getting more coverage than us in the old days sometimes despite being a division or two below us.

I see we play them again 35th game. Wouldn't it lovely to relegate them?

Vindictive But yep that sounds like a plan

 

[maresfield seagull]

It feels like their problem is no-one hates them and no-one likes them.

They're irrelevant to pretty much everyone.

That's enough to create little man syndrome in pretty much anyone, and particularly if you already are one of the littlest men around.

 

[Bodian]

Looked like quite a few empty seats in the south stand today?

 

[HangletonGull]

The 2 Bournemouth fans who got lobbed out and where marched into swc to be ejected wasn’t so confident they where 5 mins previous behind the segregation heads down the lot

 

[brighton terra]

For sure. With an absolute vengeance

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Don’t Weymouth and Dorchester hate each other?

The rivalry with Dorchester (them over hill) temporarily filled the gap whilst Yeovil were playing at a higher level. Now that we’re both in the National South, the true rivalry can resume!

 

[LamieRobertson]

Looked like quite a few empty seats in the south stand today?

Yes but i think you have to pay some respect that they brought their entire home support today

 

[Sheebo]

Just after 8 mins - rather than say anything I thought it funny to just stare at the camera

 

[BrickTamland]

Got a few braindeads on twitter suggesting they had 2 stonewall penalties. One where adingra ‘slapped’ a player and another which I can’t even remember.

Can anyone enlighten me as I can hardly even remember either of them

 

[Bodian]

Got a few braindeads on twitter suggesting they had 2 stonewall penalties. One where adingra ‘slapped’ a player and another which I can’t even remember.

Can anyone enlighten me as I can hardly even remember either of them

Adringa - yes, he feather-touched someone with his fingernail when turning at speed. Nothing.

I guess the other was Pervis barging into someone slightly in the back. Could possibly have been given (although he went down 'easily') - but nothing like that one recently when Pervis was sent flying from a shove in the back.

 

[brighton_tom]

Got a few braindeads on twitter suggesting they had 2 stonewall penalties. One where adingra ‘slapped’ a player and another which I can’t even remember.

Can anyone enlighten me as I can hardly even remember either of them

If ‘stonewall’ means Solanke falling over at a feather touch, screaming in pain on the floor, and then making a miraculous recovery from the excruciating pain as soon as he realises a penalty isn’t being given, then yes absolutely stonewall.