[Football] Caption Competition

[pasty]

 

[Poyningsgull]

Who's going play the girl.

 

[HalfaSeatOn]

Can you do me favour and tell him when you see him on Saturday?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"Great game Lewis, see you in another five years"

 

[WATFORD zero]

See Gareth, I told you I could coach

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Gaffer, there's this bloke called Solly March..."

 

[RandyWanger]

"Even Webbo is better than Maguire"

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

Kunt

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

No, I don't care how much you'll pay I'm not coaching slab head

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

"I just can't respect a manager with such a bad haircut."

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Whatever you do, Gareth, don’t kiss me.

 

[Eeyore]

'Sorry about the goal boss, I forgot I was supposed to be marking Harry Maguire'

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

"I just can't respect a manager with such a bad haircut."

I am bald now and would give neigh on anything for a shaved sides and small quiff back, but there is a limit.

 

[Zeberdi]

‘Gawd you bore me to tears Gareth - just send the Lallana training tapes back to the Amex when you’ve done taking notes’

 

[AmexRuislip]

I'm sorry Mr Southgate, I don't dance.

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Kiss me on the lips and I’ll tell my mum.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

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I am bald now and would give neigh on anything for a shaved sides and small quiff back, but there is a limit.

I am bald now and would give neigh on anything for a shaved sides and small quiff back, but there is a limit.

I have a brother who takes little interest in his coiffeury. But he's an outdoorsman, with no bugger to answer to other than the earth beneath his feet and the sky above.

S'git is a public figure, a supposed leader of men, and should be the sharpest, biggest dog in the pet shop. Not a wet friend of the bloke who cleans up the shit .

I have little to say about S'git as a manager (it being what it is) but there is no excuse for that haircut. None. FFS.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

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I'm sorry Mr Southgate, I don't dance.

I'm sorry but flatly I don't riverdance.

 

[Happy Exile]

There there Gareth, no need to cry wondering what England could have won if you'd picked me sooner...

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

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"What's it to be? The Cha-cha-cha or The Viennese Waltz?"