[Politics] Tory meltdown finally arrived [was: incoming]...

[The Clamp]

Come to Britain for a holiday.

We don’t like foreigners
Public transport is more expensive than flying to Spain
A 14 hour queue to get back out
Food costs three times more than it did a year ago.
And for gods sake! Don’t get ill while you’re here, even if the hospitals aren’t on strike you’ll die waiting to be seen.



52% of Brits Can’t wait to see you in Broken Britain!

 

[nicko31]

Come to Britain for a holiday.

We don’t like foreigners
Public transport is more expensive than flying to Spain
A 14 hour queue to get back out
Food costs three times more than it did a year ago.
And for gods sake! Don’t get ill while you’re here, even if the hospitals aren’t on strike you’ll die waiting to be seen.



52% of Brits Can’t wait to see you in Broken Britain!

And don't go in the water if its rained in past fortnight.

 

[rippleman]

And so now "puffing billy" Coffey is "taking action" against plastic based wet-wipes but still doing absolutely SFA about the tons of raw sewerage being dumped in the sea and rivers.


"The government announced on Sunday that water companies could face unlimited fines for releasing untreated sewage into rivers and seas without good reason."


"Could" being the operative word here. The water companies, in order to protect profits for shareholders and bonuses for managers, have been dumping shit for how long? How many penalties have been charged? And has "puffing billy" realised that the fines will need to be significantly higher than the cost of treating the sewerage for them to be in any way effective? I'm betting not.

Plastic wet wipes ban planned in England to tackle pollution ​

The government plans to ban wet wipes containing plastic but critics say it's not enough.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[nicko31]

And so now "puffing billy" Coffey is "taking action" against plastic based wet-wipes but still doing absolutely SFA about the tons of raw sewerage being dumped in the sea and rivers.


"The government announced on Sunday that water companies could face unlimited fines for releasing untreated sewage into rivers and seas without good reason."


"Could" being the operative word here. The water companies, in order to protect profits for shareholders and bonuses for managers, have been dumping shit for how long? How many penalties have been charged? And has "puffing billy" realised that the fines will need to be significantly higher than the cost of treating the sewerage for them to be in any way effective? I'm betting not.

Plastic wet wipes ban planned in England to tackle pollution ​

The government plans to ban wet wipes containing plastic but critics say it's not enough.

www.bbc.co.uk

The problem is the Environment agency has been decimated in the last 13 years. Just not enough resources to offer enforcement.

Wet wipes thing a good idea, but why has it taken so long to do anything about it?

 

[birthofanorange]

Yeah but who hasn't done that?

Me - I couldn't find my phone.

 

[nicko31]

Looks like Ofcom finally waking up to Tory on Tory propaganda on Geebies.

You really can understand why Johnson was so desperate for Dacre to be chair

Ofcom investigates GB News over Esther McVey and Philip Davies' show

The media watchdog received 39 complaints about a programme hosted by Esther McVey and Philip Davies.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

The problem is the Environment agency has been decimated in the last 13 years. Just not enough resources to offer enforcement.

Wet wipes thing a good idea, but why has it taken so long to do anything about it?

I think what you'll find is that the tories have cut beaurocracy and unnecessary red tape

 

[A1X]

Nepalese guards airlifted from Kabul to UK now face deportation

Former British embassy guards arrested and detained, with some reportedly told they will be forcibly removed

www.theguardian.com

 

[WATFORD zero]

Nepalese guards airlifted from Kabul to UK now face deportation

Former British embassy guards arrested and detained, with some reportedly told they will be forcibly removed

www.theguardian.com

Nepalese security guards who protected British embassy staff in Afghanistan, and who were airlifted to safety in the UK in August 2021, are now in detention and facing deportation. One of the guards, Bam Bahadur Gurung, a 37-year-old Nepalese national, worked in Afghanistan for more than a decade, first as a security guard and later as a supervising guard at the British and Canadian embassies in Kabul.

In June 2022 he received an email from the government’s Afghan Resettlement Team saying that his evacuation had been “a gesture of goodwill” and that he was not deemed eligible to stay in the UK as part of the Afghan Citizens Resettlement Scheme. On 27 March 2023 Gurung was among the group rounded up by the Home Office, then arrested and detained.

So we are now arresting, detaining and planning to deport the British Embassy guards in Afghanistan that we airlifted out of Kabul.

Maybe one of the few who are still defending this absolutely disgusting cabal that are in Government would like to explain the justification for this ?

F***ing ditches are too good for these ****s

 

[A1X]

 

[The Clamp]

Come to Britain for a holiday.

We don’t like foreigners
Public transport is more expensive than flying to Spain
A 14 hour queue to get back out
Food costs three times more than it did a year ago.
And for gods sake! Don’t get ill while you’re here, even if the hospitals aren’t on strike you’ll die waiting to be seen.

Can’t wait to see you in Broken Britain.

Nepalese security guards who protected British embassy staff in Afghanistan, and who were airlifted to safety in the UK in August 2021, are now in detention and facing deportation. One of the guards, Bam Bahadur Gurung, a 37-year-old Nepalese national, worked in Afghanistan for more than a decade, first as a security guard and later as a supervising guard at the British and Canadian embassies in Kabul.

In June 2022 he received an email from the government’s Afghan Resettlement Team saying that his evacuation had been “a gesture of goodwill” and that he was not deemed eligible to stay in the UK as part of the Afghan Citizens Resettlement Scheme. On 27 March 2023 Gurung was among the group rounded up by the Home Office, then arrested and detained.

So we are now arresting, detaining and planning to deport the British Embassy guards in Afghanistan that we airlifted out of Kabul.

Maybe one of the few who are still defending this absolutely disgusting cabal that are in Government would like to explain the justification for this ?

F***ing ditches are too good for these ****s

Disgusting.

You’re right. Ditches are too good for them.

 

[nicko31]

Blackpool Tory MP Scott Benton filmed offering to lobby ministers, undercover operation by the Times...

He guaranteed he could leak a copy of a forthcoming white paper on gambling reforms to the company at least 48 hours before it went public, potentially allowing them to profit from market-sensitive information.

 

[The Clamp]

A few years ago if a story like this had broken I would imagine a bit of panic in No.10.
Emergency meetings, people burning the midnight oil to spin and try to fix it. All a bit Shit! Rush! Bollocks!!

Now I imagine the news being given over a WhatsApp, the top dogs finishing their brandy, kissing their mistresses goodnight and off to sleep without a care in the world.

Whisk them lightly and turn them out into a spattling pot. Set aside.

 

[nicko31]

A few years ago if a story like this had broken I would imagine a bit of panic in No.10.
Emergency meetings, people burning the midnight oil to spin and try to fix it. All a bit Shit! Rush! Bollocks!!

Now I imagine the news being given over a WhatsApp, the top dogs finishing their brandy, kissing their mistresses goodnight and off to sleep without a care in the world.

Whisk them lightly and turn them out into a spattling pot. Set aside.

The Tories have normalised corruption in British politics

 

[The Clamp]

The Tories have normalised corruption in British politics

Yep. And they are capitalising on that, daily.

 

[GrizzlingGammon]

And don't go in the water if its rained in past fortnight.

Brexit benefit is an increase in the number of brown trout that are now in our rivers and coastal waters. They were so close to extinction.

 

[chickens]

The Tories have normalised corruption in British politics

It’s part of a long-term global trend with Berlusconi, Trump, Johnson et al, not to mention Putin.

I don’t forgive this Conservative Party their venal self-interest, but as and when other parties hold power, we’ll discover the Conservative Party doesn’t hold the monopoly on greed and stupidity.

They are absolutely responsible for the universal decline of the last thirteen years however. Ideology and idiocy, dogma and decline.

 

[A1X]

The Tories have normalised corruption in British politics

YeAh BuT jErEmY cOrByN

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Nepalese security guards who protected British embassy staff in Afghanistan, and who were airlifted to safety in the UK in August 2021, are now in detention and facing deportation. One of the guards, Bam Bahadur Gurung, a 37-year-old Nepalese national, worked in Afghanistan for more than a decade, first as a security guard and later as a supervising guard at the British and Canadian embassies in Kabul.

In June 2022 he received an email from the government’s Afghan Resettlement Team saying that his evacuation had been “a gesture of goodwill” and that he was not deemed eligible to stay in the UK as part of the Afghan Citizens Resettlement Scheme. On 27 March 2023 Gurung was among the group rounded up by the Home Office, then arrested and detained.

So we are now arresting, detaining and planning to deport the British Embassy guards in Afghanistan that we airlifted out of Kabul.

Maybe one of the few who are still defending this absolutely disgusting cabal that are in Government would like to explain the justification for this ?

F***ing ditches are too good for these ****s

13 Ghurkas have been removed and put in detention near Gatwick to be deported, some of whom had already been granted leave to stay.
The Home Office isn’t just making mistakes, it’s almost malicious.

 

[The Clamp]

This government are making Britain a prime target for terrorist ire with all this.