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[Football] Ivan toney going to be in trouble - BANNED for 8 months to 17th Jan 2024
- Thread starter pornomagboy
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- Apr 19, 2018
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It's all just a big misunderstanding and he's really just not enjoying his holiday reading.
Raleigh Chopper
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Now that is how you force a move if a club is resisting selling you towards the end of the window.
If its a mistake then its simples, a quick call to Boris Johnson (who will deny any involvement) Priti Patel and Cressida Dick and ask them how to get out of it, they have all the answers.
Toney will stay at Brentford, get a nice pay rise and 50% of the fans will forgive him and vote for him as not only player of the year but the best player to ever play football in this country.
If its a mistake then its simples, a quick call to Boris Johnson (who will deny any involvement) Priti Patel and Cressida Dick and ask them how to get out of it, they have all the answers.
Toney will stay at Brentford, get a nice pay rise and 50% of the fans will forgive him and vote for him as not only player of the year but the best player to ever play football in this country.
pornomagboy
wake me up before you gogo who needs potter when
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even after what he done I would love him at brighton he is a goal scorer
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Fat Boy Fat
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- Aug 21, 2020
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Yet he has scored less goals this season than our very own Mr Maupay!
- Oct 17, 2008
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swindonseagull
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Best defence for him on the Brentford forum.
'Also, Ivan is a devout Christian and a married man with a young son. For that reason, I think this is a look alike.'
'Also, Ivan is a devout Christian and a married man with a young son. For that reason, I think this is a look alike.'
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Lenny Rider
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- Sep 15, 2010
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The aforementioned trio have boundaries with their body art, Toney is literally covered from the neck down, maybe I’m an old fogey but IMHO anyone with extensive neck art and across the hands, arms, legs, torso etc has serious self esteem issues.
I love the idea someone from a rival club has hired an Ivan Toney lookalike to try and force a transfer. Imagine how much fun we could have had with the Leeds fans and a Ben White lookalike.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Not a fan of too much body art myself, but never heard a link to self esteem issues before?
I mainly don’t like a lot of the bodies, legs and other bits these days because the choice of image is just plain weird or just cxxp
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Not a fan of too much body art myself, but never heard a link to self esteem issues before?
I mainly don’t like a lot of the bodies, legs and other bits these days because the choice of image is just plain weird or just cxxp
I'm inclined to agree.
Always reminds me of my lump of Silly Putty that I used to roll over newspapers to pick up a vague image of the print on it.
redoubtable seagull
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- Oct 27, 2004
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Not read the thread but may be that’s her name…
maybe
Coldeanseagull
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Just came back into this thread to 'thumb you up' as the penny dropped oh, so slowly
Live by the sea
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- Oct 21, 2016
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Thought he was married with a child . The girl in the video looks & sounds like a chancer chav .
Solid at the back
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Has there been interest in him this window then? He's shit so I'm surprised that anyone is interested at all
herecomesaregular
We're in the pipe, 5 by 5
Sorry, couldn't see or hear anything over her teeth?