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Aldo

Ruffian Revolution. STH.
Jul 15, 2008
1,183
Hove
your team need a theme tune for when you score.

You think it is a good idea to put your own name on the back of your shirt.

You take pictures during a game consistently.

You're english and take any kind of instrument into a football game.

*Add your own*
 




jordanseagull

Well-known member
Feb 11, 2009
4,121
Who on earth are you to decide what people should/should not do to enjoy THEMSELVES at a football match?!
 




skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
You wear a fluorescent Jacket.
 


beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
35,940
you're so far up your arse that people having their name on a shirt, taking photos or a little celebration after a goal bothers you.
 






Helter

New member
Jan 4, 2010
1,143
I’d love to hear that scummy team from shithurst when they score without their fan booster system guiding them along to create noise.

Someone should sabotage it one weekend and see what happens when they score. You can just imagine it, they score expecting that cheesy song and then nothing, you can just can picture all those pikeys reaching for the lyrics on that bog roll but look at each other and then saying how do you pronounce these words.
 


drew

Drew
NSC Patron
Oct 3, 2006
23,510
Burgess Hill
You don't belong in football when...

You paint graffitti on a wall, photograph it and then use it as your avatar!
 




Giraffe

VERY part time moderator
Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
Aug 8, 2005
27,118
When you ask why they're not showing a replay of the goal.
 










perth seagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
5,487
your team need a theme tune for when you score.

You think it is a good idea to put your own name on the back of your shirt.

You take pictures during a game consistently.

You're english and take any kind of instrument into a football game.

*Add your own*

That's a bit petty...none of those things are necessarily bad.
 


Spider

New member
Sep 15, 2007
3,614
That's a bit petty...none of those things are necessarily bad.

Playing music after your team scores is DEFINETELY a shit idea and one that people who go to lots of football matches should avoid. Are you honestly saying that after the equaliser at Villa it would have been better if, after about 5 seconds of going mental, we were all encouraged to sing along to Chelsea Dagger by the Fratellis?

Taking pictures of a football match is pretty stupid as well.

Think people might be going a little too far out of their way to appear not to be snobbish.
 




hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
Helpful Moderator
Mar 16, 2005
62,661
Chandlers Ford
Can't see a problem with taking a few pictures on your phone.

ANY name on the back of your shirt is a little lame, if you are older than 14, but I can't say I have abig problem with anyone who wishes to do so.

GOAL MUSIC is the work of the PLASTIC devil. I blame Reading.
 






Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,731
at home
You don't belong in football when... you're happy to go shopping on a Saturday afternoon.

Without, at the very least, a radio.


or you are struggling to find a reason to go to Orient when there is Irealand v Italy and England v Scotland on the box and watching Brighton doesn't excite you any more
 








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