***Worlds Hardest Creature VII, THE FINAL***

[Hillian1]

 

[martin tyler]

Mantis shrimps are lightening-fast predators with the most complex eyes in the animal kingdom. Their powerful limbs spear or club their prey using one of the fastest responses known to man. They can deliver a blow that is equivalent to the force of a bullet.
Shrimp by name by is far more than a shrimp in this final he is the giant he is the killer. He deserves the accolate of the worlds hardest creature

 

[Hillian1]

 

[Kazenga <3]

FAIL

 

[Kazenga <3]

Disappointed by the smear campaign again, obviously a badger bred and brought up in captivity will be receptive towards humans- everyone's seen the videos of polar bear cubs being friends with domestic dogs ffs.

 

[MattBackHome]

The mantis shrimp is excellent - but it's brain doesn't process aggression in the same way. It's just a chemical response that makes it punch or swim, or whatever.

The Honey Badger considers all options then goes MENTAL anyway. THAT is true hardness.

Vote BADGER.

 

[MattBackHome]

Disappointed by the smear campaign again, obviously a badger bred and brought up in captivity will be receptive towards humans- everyone's seen the videos of polar bear cubs being friends with domestic dogs ffs.

Exactly this - there are multiple pictures of mantis shrimps being petted and fondled (and cooked) but it's probably beneath the HB brigade to stoop to such underhand tactics.

 

[Bold Seagull]

 

[Badger]

There's no room for the Honey Badger in this final, Shrimp all the way.

*Waits for the mysterious influx of Badger votes from newly registered/non-posting accounts*

 

[Kazenga <3]

Exactly this - there are multiple pictures of mantis shrimps being petted and fondled (and cooked) but it's probably beneath the HB brigade to stoop to such underhand tactics.

They've all been taken in by false promises and propaganda. The people voting shrimp are the same people who would have voted in Hitler.

Except the shrimp won't wreak atrocities on a global scale... he'll swim about for a bit looking pretty then get served up as part of a sushi to some middle aged bint in St Albans.

 

[sam86]

There's no room for the Honey Badger in this final, Shrimp all the way.

*Waits for the mysterious influx of Badger votes from newly registered/non-posting accounts*

Even the Badger is voting for the Shrimp!

 

[MattBackHome]

[yt]ab-DPeSlAY4[/yt]

Leopard v Badger

Good story. Leopard attacks badger. Badger ignores it. Leopard attacks again. Badger goes MENTAL. Leopard licks wounds. Badger wanders off.

Also. Lioness eating impala. HB wanders over. Lioness spoils her underwear and leaves the vicinity.

 

[Buzzer]

Ah. How sweet.

 

[Fitzcarraldo]

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So SWEET!

 

[Giraffe]

Feeble, tamed by a feminine man's hand and a biro!

 

[fruitnveg]

Such smear, so wow.

 

[JJ McClure]

Great. It's going to be the shrimp isn't it. A bloody shrimp is going to be voted the hardest creature on the planet.

 

[MattBackHome]

It's the year of the BADGER - and every vote counts!

 

[MattBackHome]

 

[1901]

Honey Badger.