Worlds HARDEST creature, round one: Mosquito vs Honey badger

[Publius Ovidius]

you are all bonkers

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

a mosquito can kill ANYTHING, literally ANYTHING

a mosquito could kill a POLAR BEAR

a "honey badger" :safeway: could not

 

[Commander]

I am beginning to fear that certain people are not voting for the HB purely and simply through a spiteful and unfair attack on myself.

I WILL flounce if the Honey Badger does not win this competition, you mark my words. And then you'll be sorry.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I am beginning to fear that certain people are not voting for the HB purely and simply through a spiteful and unfair attack on myself.

BYEEEEE

So - we're all done then? No objections from anyone? NOT ONE?

 

[Commander]

a mosquito can kill ANYTHING, literally ANYTHING

a mosquito could kill a POLAR BEAR

a "honey badger" :safeway: could not

I'm sorry? Did you not see THIS?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

a mosquito could kill a snake aswell


with EASE

 

[Commander]

a mosquito could kill a snake aswell


with EASE

But if the snake bit the mosquito it wouldn't survive, would it?

 

[Commander]

Down to 3 points now, COME ON PEOPLE!!!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

No, I think you'll find the gap is closing steadily. Surely these polls must run for a few days? It wouldn't be fair otherwise.

No, I think YOU'LL find that there is no concept of fair or unfair, good or evil, in the world of hard creatures. The gap remains a steady +4 for mozzie. Hunny bunny is f***ed and your avatar is discredited.

As the bloke with the heavy case said: 'I rest my case'.

haha

 

[Commander]

No, I think YOU'LL find that there is no concept of fair or unfair, good or evil, in the world of hard creatures. The gap remains a steady +4 for mozzie. Hunny bunny is f***ed and your avatar is discredited.

As the bloke with the heavy case said: 'I rest my case'.

haha

I think you will find it is 3 points.

 

[Silent Bob]

a mosquito can kill ANYTHING, literally ANYTHING

a mosquito could kill a POLAR BEAR

a "honey badger" :safeway: could not

Course it fecking couldn't. If they could there would be no animals left. And anyway, carrying disease DOESN'T MAKE YOU HARD. ASK THE MARMOTS.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I think you will find it is 3 points.

First time today. Have you been petitioning friends and family?

 

[Man of Harveys]

ASK THE MARMOTS.

Marmots are NOT real animals. These creatures exist only in the minds of ski instructors to give them something other than ski technique to talk to gullible, knackered people like me about on ski lifts. "Whistling beavers" indeed.

 

[Commander]

Course it fecking couldn't. If they could there would be no animals left. And anyway, carrying disease DOESN'T MAKE YOU HARD. ASK THE MARMOTS.

Or your average Palace fan.

 

[Commander]

First time today. Have you been petitioning friends and family?

I have no friends or family, they were all killed by Honey Badgers.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

The honey badger looks well evil

 

[Silent Bob]

Marmots are NOT real animals. These creatures exist only in the minds of ski instructors to give them something other than ski technique to talk to gullible, knackered people like me about on ski lifts. "Whistling beavers" indeed.

Actually they are the worlds second hardest animal after the FEARSOME mosquito. Apparently.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I have no friends or family, they were all killed by Honey Badgers.

As indeed they could have been by ANY of the last sixteen. Well apart from maybe the cockroach. Unless they swallowed a whole SHOAL of them in a cry for help.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

How MUCH time? Where's the winning post? Hunny Bunny's having his ass kicked by a flea with attitude and the referee's looking at his watch. Some people are on the pitch...

Time will be called tomorrow morning(tokyo time, not england time although technically it'll probably be morning in England too), when I rise from my bed and make the draw for the quater finals.

I am frankly shocked that the honey badger is losing. Has no-one seen the video of it ripping of a cobra's head?! Mosquito's aren't hard they're just annoying little fuckers that carry disease.

Oh well, there's still 11 or 12 hours to go...

 

[Trufflehound]

Marmots are NOT real animals.

And Bovril is nicer.