I'm not.ps - you seem to be stalking me lately.
Sure, why wouldn't I be?Are you OK?
I'm not.ps - you seem to be stalking me lately.
Sure, why wouldn't I be?Are you OK?
They have to have 51% real cheese in them to be legally allowed to call them cheese. Otherwise has to be called “cheese food”, so by definition cheese food is not cheese.
I see. There are real cheese slices too (although I see most of the ladies in this thread of gone for the processed option):Cheese is the product of milk and bacteria. Cheesefood is cheese, melted, mixed with extra ingredients (e.g., gelatine, colouring, lard, emulsifying agents, monosodium glutamate and larks' vomit) cooled, set, glazed, irradiated and consequently as close to cheese as pepperami is to roast pork, or a Turkey Twizzler is to Ankara.
I see. There are real cheese slices too (although I see most of the ladies in this thread of gone for the processed option):
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/277969011
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/266499192
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/299769905
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/273939566
I didn't know it was more 'clingy'. I imagine it bends more easily though. This one wouldn't be as nice with cheddar cheese slices (although these could work https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/273939566):I think it’s the “clinginess” of the fake cheese that lends itself well to such activities?
I'm not.
Sure, why wouldn't I be?
I didn't know it was more 'clingy'. I imagine it bends more easily though. This one wouldn't be as nice with cheddar cheese slices (although these could work https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/273939566):
Doesn't it? I'd quite happily eat some Stilton off a couple of them.Stilton.
No. Doesn't even bear thinking about beginning to work.
Yes, err, I agree, umm. Who could find these pictures of naked women only covered by cheese in anyway attractive! Disgraceful.
*stands up gingerly and bending sightly forward*
Goodnight!
I don't know. I've not seen them sans cheese.err...how about the ladies sans cheese, would that be more erotic?
i'm assumiing the cheese/classic car ting is more aimed at amusement, slight titilation you might say, it's hardly filth