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Triggaaar

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They have to have 51% real cheese in them to be legally allowed to call them cheese. Otherwise has to be called “cheese food”, so by definition cheese food is not cheese.
Cheese is the product of milk and bacteria. Cheesefood is cheese, melted, mixed with extra ingredients (e.g., gelatine, colouring, lard, emulsifying agents, monosodium glutamate and larks' vomit) cooled, set, glazed, irradiated and consequently as close to cheese as pepperami is to roast pork, or a Turkey Twizzler is to Ankara.
I see. There are real cheese slices too (although I see most of the ladies in this thread of gone for the processed option):

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/277969011
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/266499192
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/299769905
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/273939566
 


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Triggaaar

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Triggaaar

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Stilton.

No. Doesn't even bear thinking about beginning to work.
Doesn't it? I'd quite happily eat some Stilton off a couple of them.

Fun fact - Stilton cheese is named after a village in Cambridgeshire, but if you made the cheese there, you wouldn't be allowed to call it Stilton cheese.
 




rogersix

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Yes, err, I agree, umm. Who could find these pictures of naked women only covered by cheese in anyway attractive! Disgraceful.

*stands up gingerly and bending sightly forward*

Goodnight!

err...how about the ladies sans cheese, would that be more erotic?

i'm assumiing the cheese/classic car ting is more aimed at amusement, slight titilation you might say, it's hardly filth
 


LlcoolJ

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Oct 14, 2009
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err...how about the ladies sans cheese, would that be more erotic?

i'm assumiing the cheese/classic car ting is more aimed at amusement, slight titilation you might say, it's hardly filth
I don't know. I've not seen them sans cheese.

But the pictures of the women avec cheese are pretty hot. Mainly because they are attractive women, rather than the cheese. I've never been turned on by Gouda. Or Camembert.

So I guess the point is that these are pictures of good looking women in provocative poses. If you also like cheese then it's win win.

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