Woman high on drugs steals ferry, thinking she is Captain Jack Sparrow

[NickBHAFC18]

Woman stole passenger ferry after drug and drinks bender | The Sun |News

How she actually managed to go about it I don't know...

 

[Pavilionaire]

Quality story. I'm sure everyone has a "drunk on board" tale in their locker. Reminds me of the time I boarded the Discovery and urinated from the rigging.

 

[Lady Gull]

Pmsl - drunk on lambrini - classy pirate then lol

 

[Norman Potting]

I can see the resemblance

...But Jack Sparrow looks less rough. Should have done it yesterday - "Talk like a Pirate" day!

 

[daveinprague]

I was in the RN. Was drunk pretty much all the time when off watch.
Story is a little less dramatic when you read it...from the subject line, I was
thinking about the sort of ferry that leaves Newhaven for France etc.

 

[el punal]

Two things about this report:

1. Can you really, honestly, get pissed on Lambrini?

2. Re. the photo - has Michael Jackson come back from the dead?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Can you really, honestly, get pissed on Lambrini?

Yes, yes you can http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/live...agnate-john-halewood-s-death-100252-31863452/

 

[el punal]

Yes, yes you can http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/live...agnate-john-halewood-s-death-100252-31863452/

Wow!

 

[Triggaaar]

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[Seagull on the wing]

Would anyone of you find this funny if it was YOUR boat/yatcht that got smashed....waste of a life... Lambrini and Deadly nightshade.....we all like pranks as long as there is no damage to life/property......all the rescue services could have been called out when a real emergency occurred. Who pays for this lot??

 

[super-seagulls]

Yes, yes you can http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/live...agnate-john-halewood-s-death-100252-31863452/

It did all the damage, because of the amount he drank TRYING to get pissed!
The is still no evidence that you can get drunk by drinking Lambrini!!!

 

[OzMike]

...But Jack Sparrow looks less rough. Should have done it yesterday - "Talk like a Pirate" day!

The day after must have been 'Act like a Pirate day!'

 

[Everest]

She's a chronic alcoholic who is awaiting a liver transplant. Take her off the list, what's the point?