Why not ban every bleedin' thing

[British Bulldog]

Come again?

Whats hard to understand in that I know some muslims that I do get on with?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

.......but if they came up to me and said 'those festive decorations offend me sir' I would say 'OI, Ahmed, NOOOOOOO! Thanks very much for coming over and introducing us to the delights of east asian cuisine and corner shops but isn't it about time you f***ed off back to where you came from?''

And you'd be well within your rights Frank.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

In New York all we heard and saw was "Happy Holidays" when there are Xmas Trees etc. Never "Happy Christmas".

Yes but that is in America, land of the lawsuit, where anybody with half a screw missing who has a personal gripe at somebody or an institution can go see their friendly local lawyer and sue for millions. Consequently, everybody decides to play safe, not offend anybody and therefore turn everything into desanitised nothing.

 

[beorhthelm]

Yes but that is in America...

where they have a holiday "season" combining Thanks Giving, Christmas and New Years into one big orgy of commercialism and consumption.

 

[Buzzer]

Yeah - we Brits manage to cram in as much consumption of booze as the yanks in half the time.

Binge drinking is big, clever and impresses the chicks.

 

[Les Biehn]

Lets be honest Christmas is only a religious festival to Christians. To the majority its a chance to get in debt, get pissed and get a day of work. If it was looked at this way then I don't think there would be half the broohaha.

 

[Jam The Man]

"Banning Christmas decorations? Hup! What a load of old SHIT!"

 

[Minge]

...and those celebrations usually involve photocopying your arse at the Xmas party, puking up on Christmas Eve, eating shed loads of Quality Street and singing along to Slade.

You forgot to mention doing the fat bird from accounts doggy style in the ladies bogs, and then DENYING it to everyone when you return to work somewhat shamefaced the following day.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Thanks very much for coming over and introducing us to the delights of east asian cuisine and corner shops but isn't it about time you f***ed off back to where you came from?''

East Asians are MUSLIMS?

When did that happen?

Would any NSC user in Japan care to inform us?

 

[Jarvo]

I'd like to wish eveyone a happy Advent as that's the current religious season.

I know you may not believe in it but I still hope eveyone is going to have a good and happy time BEFORE we get to the season Christmas which starts on Christmas eve.

 

[Buzzer]

You forgot to mention doing the fat bird from accounts doggy style in the ladies bogs, and then DENYING it to everyone when you return to work somewhat shamefaced the following day.

trouble is I'm an accountant AND I do work in accounts.

 

[London Calling]

Re: Re: Re: Why not ban every bleedin' thing

Not really. I quite agree with what VH is saying. Its silly political correctness, if its true. Which appears doubtful. However, there is a big difference with agreeing that banning Christmas decorations is a nonsense, and some of the horrible anti-Muslim, anti-asylum seeker nonsense that is spouted by the boneheads on here.

But none of the political parties are saying don't celebrate XMAS, so its not politica correctness at all.

Just bosses who are either:

tight,
stupid
stupid and tight
wankers.

I just had a great XMAS do, with every faith under the sun having a great day out, all paid for by the British tax payer, though I had to put in a tenner.

LC

 

[algie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Why not ban every bleedin' thing

But none of the political parties are saying don't celebrate XMAS, so its not politica correctness at all.

Just bosses who are either:

tight,
stupid
stupid and tight
wankers.

I just had a great XMAS do, with every faith under the sun having a great day out, all paid for by the British tax payer, though I had to put in a tenner.

LC

I'll think you will find your wrong there.Labour are the main cause of this shit.They introduce the human rights act etc.

 

[Beach Hut]

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I'll think you will find your wrong there.Labour are the main cause of this shit.They introduce the human rights act etc.

Yes Education, Education, Education

 

[London Calling]

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I'll think you will find your wrong there.Labour are the main cause of this shit.They introduce the human rights act etc.

What the f*** has the Human Rights Act got to do with f***ing christmas and bosses not putting up tinsel.

You might as well blame Lenin or Sven?

 

[The Large One]

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I'll think you will find your wrong there.Labour are the main cause of this shit.They introduce the human rights act etc.

Good f***ing grief.

 

[Beach Hut]

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Good f***ing grief.

And a financial report please on todays takings please.........

 

[The Large One]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why not ban every bleedin' thing

And a financial report please on todays takings please.........

No.

Come into the shop and I'll tell you in person.

 

[Beach Hut]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why not ban every bleedin' thing

No.

Come into the shop and I'll tell you in person.

Saturday then,

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Apologies for bouncing this MONGFEST of a thread, but a thought occured to me today, and it's that throughout my 28 short years I have never, ever encountered a foreigner of ANY denomination expressing their dislike / outrage / offence towards Christmas.

Each passing year I've seen these stories wheeled out, it has only ever been WHITE people behind moves to make Christmas inoffensive. The problem is not with FOREIGNERS trying to change England's culture, it's with BRITISH people.

Anyone with half a brain knows the culture of the UK won't change becuase some PC DICKS try to make it, so the people who get so OUTRAGED becuase that's what they think is happening just need to get in contact with said PC GOONS and express their worries. Spouting CACK about ASIANS and BLACKS on an internet messageboard is pathetic really.