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Why don't people keep cows as pets?



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el punal

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They certainly don't look upon cows as such in Aberdeen. There was a celebrated case in The Press and Journal a number of years back, maybe even true, where a motorist was up in court for having, er, carnal knowledge of a cow. In his defence, the defendant claimed he got caught short on the way back from the pub, nipped over a dyke to relieve himself, and the cow reversed into him. Not sure if it ever stood up in court...


I'll get me goat :down:

That has got to be the original cock and bull story.
 












glasfryn

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they are big and **** a lot
and how exactly would you get them to the vet?
 




Eeyore

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Anyone with the initiative to sit under a standing cow when its raining deserves a pat on the head.
 








dangull

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They are considered holy in India. Allowed to walk anywhere and people have to let them do what they want.
 








British Bulldog

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Dread to think what size litter tray you would need while you try and house train it?
 






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