[TV] Who's The TV Person With The Least Talent And Presumably The Best Agent?

[Weststander]

A man who is pushing 40 and still speaks like he hangs out with 16 year old grime artists from Croydon. Embarrassing.

Grime and Croydon, words that go hand in hand.

 

[jameswestport]

I like Collin Murray ?

 

[Weststander]

Eamon Holmes. Smug kunnt, alongside the smug 'location' kunnts and the charmless smug kunnt Schofield.

Not forgetting the bland kunnt Ben Shepherd.

Crikey, how did it take this long for someone to mention c*nt Holmes? He's tried to morph into the archetypal charming Irishman (Wogan) for the next phaes of his stolen career, but he's unable to shake off his underlying bellend, tabloid non-personality

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Tess Dalton. A scaffold board would do as good a job as her. Zero personality.

Who's that?

 

[melias shoes]

Who's that?

Tess Daly. Unfortunately I didn't realise predictive text had changed it.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Tess Daly. Unfortunately I didn't realise predictive text had changed it.

Thank feck for that, I was desperately scrolling through this thread worrying that I was the only one that couldn’t stand this useless wooden bint. Awful presenter and thoroughly undeserving of her £400k salary.

 

[piersa]

Anyone from a reality TV show. In particular Gemma Collins. So thick, she's deluded enough to think she's a catch.

 

[seagullsoverlincoln]

That bloke who does the wildlife programmes,with the combed back hair-Chris somebody or other-absolute bell end

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Everyman enthusiasm, genuine interest and love for Sport, particularly good on Eurosport Snooker. He's terrible on the radio though.

I like fighting talk though, he's good on that. (Too scripted these days though)

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

That bloke who does the wildlife programmes,with the combed back hair-Chris somebody or other-absolute bell end

His delivery may have something to do with having Asperger’s. Whilst he may be very annoying he is very knowledgeable on the subject matter. Talentless- no, annoying - probably.

 

[lawros left foot]

Jeremy ####ing Vine

This, to infinity and beyond.

 

[melias shoes]

Thank feck for that, I was desperately scrolling through this thread worrying that I was the only one that couldn’t stand this useless wooden bint. Awful presenter and thoroughly undeserving of her £400k salary.

Luckily for her she presents a show with a winning formula. Yep if you dressed a scaffold board in a dress it would do as good a job as she does.

 

[GJN1]

Has somebody said Tess Daly? Can't be bothered to trawl through page after page of names that will just irritate me...

 

[Lower West Stander]

Those insipid types who add nothing whatsoever to the world but seem to be constantly on TV

Ben Shepherd
Alex Jones
Christine Bleakley/Lampard whatever....

Oh and Richard Madeley.

A c*** of the very highest order

 

[GJN1]

Has somebody said Tess Daly? Can't be bothered to trawl through page after page of names that will just irritate me...

Yes, they have thankfully.

 

[Bwian]

175 nominations (sort of) and no mention of that me me me talentless bint Lorraine Kelly?

 

[Weststander]

175 nominations (sort of) and no mention of that me me me talentless bint Lorraine Kelly?

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This thread has mentioned the entire visible workforce of Good Morning Britain (other than Susanna Reid), from the weather presenters upwards.

Speaks volumes for its dire News of the World-esque presence.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I know you said don't but I'm going to.
Jim Rosenthal.

Not him. Short grey hair. Rosenthal isn't smug, and his son is hilarious....my smuggy is facepunchable

 

[looney]

Piers Morgan

 

[Weststander]

Not him. Short grey hair. Rosenthal isn't smug, and his son is hilarious....my smuggy is facepunchable

For me he's tame, compared to the punchable voice (and sometimes face) of Clive Tyldesley.

Hard to escape the banal crap spurted out, when he even commentates on my son's PlayStation FIFA game.

Incredibly, he's stole a living from football for decades.