Who wants to join the Magical Mystery Group?

[The Magician]

You can't be a member of the Lizards, the Goons or the Army Squad as we are better than all of them.

Candidates should be good at magic and would be happy to put their powers to good use.

Applicants should apply in writing to iamthemagician@hotmail.com and the successful entrants will be eligible to add this sign after their names...

I thank you. I am the Magician.

 

[Kryten]

couldn't i be a spy?

 

[The Magician]

You can be our Double Agent. You can join the Goons and the Army Crew.

So in actual fact you would be the Treble Agent.

Nice one Delboy!

Your first act would be to infiltrate these cliques and sabotage them as best you can.

 

[Kryten]

You can be our Double Agent. You can join the Goons and the Army Crew.

So in actual fact you would be the Treble Agent.

Nice one Delboy!

Your first act would be to infiltrate these cliques and sabotage them as best you can.

will do, leader