Who is the most AMAZING BHA employee?

[hans kraay fan club]

Given the news today, of Gus' top contract brinkmanship landing Calderon on a three year deal, there has been speculation about just what incredible things Gus could achieve if he put his mind to it. [World Peace, etc.]

Now surely if he branches out like this he's going to start treading on the toes of SCOTTISH PAUL, in the ticket office, previously lauded for being able to resolve ANYTHING.

So, who is the MOST amazing?

 

[Simster]

GUY? MORRIS? SCOTCH PAUL? What about the lovely CAMLIN and his unerring patience on the Ask the Club Forum.

I don't know, decisions decisions - but it does appear that Ken Brown is the TURD drifting hopelessly on this sea of almost total competency.

 

[Cullip4]

This has got to be the hardest poll ever, I dont think I can choose

 

[Horsham Gull]

Charlie Oatway

 

[Buzzer]

Scottish Paul may be a wonder but for me the most amazing employee is the one with the best legs. Has to be Jo, the bleach-blonde hotty.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

What about Martin Perry or Richard Hebbard for all the stadium work ?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Apparently Southampton have been trying to secure talks with Scottish Paul's agent, to discuss a thirty year contract on nine times his current salary, to run their ticket office.

Paul has alledgedly instructed his agent to thank them for their interest, and to tell them that he'll be happy to officially tell them to DO ONE, when he's finished rescuing kittens from trees in his tea break.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I wonder what the BOARD man does during the summer? Maybe he steals estate agents boards, and uses them for pre-season TRAINING in his back GARDEN.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

AC I think

 

[Man of Harveys]

Matt Hicks

 

[BHAFC4EVER]

GET THAT BOARD DOWN! Classic

 

[KneeOn]

I wonder what the BOARD man does during the summer? Maybe he steals estate agents boards, and uses them for pre-season TRAINING in his back GARDEN.

Very good!

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Matt Hicks

 

[Iamapen15]

I went to school with 'Scottish' Paul, so have voted for Poyet to avoid any vote rigging allegations!!

 

[Trigger]

The 'bleach blonde' Gully's Girl?...

 

[Husty]

The H block stewards, obviously.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Definitely whoever "Insider" is.

He must have the patience of a Saint to be dealing with the NSC faithful day after day.

 

[Giraffe]

More choice please, can we list every single employee please

 

[Mendoza]

The LEPPARD !!

 

[Badger]

I wonder what the BOARD man does during the summer? Maybe he steals estate agents boards, and uses them for pre-season TRAINING in his back GARDEN.

I think he gets a summer job at THE OPEN carrying those leader BOARDS in front of the crowds. It would make sense, they use the same SEATING as Withdean so it would be his NATURAL environment.