Who Am I?

[CHAPPERS]

George Jetson

 

[Titanic]

are you going to ANSWER any of these questions ??

 

[watsongooal]

Is this you?

 

[Kev the Ape]

Arthur Ash?

 

[Commander]

I've been to WALES does that count?
Seriously mate, go get a job picking strawberries and live your life NOW! or imagine this scenario:

You are in a bar chatting to a hot chick:
"where abouts in New Zealand did you go?" she says
"Auckland, I spent most of my time in an internet cafe though"
"oh...thats nice..." she says as she slowly edges further away from you

Now go take a walk around the town and enjoy the culture of another country...please just do it for those of us who cant

I have been out drinking every day this week. My liver is rotting, I am slowly turning the corner to alcoholism. I have been all over Aukland and am working in the Sky Tower (tallest building in the southern hemisphere) serving alcohol to pissed up Kiwis on Xmas do's. I am flying to Sydney next Wednesday for a month, and need to save money. I will then be travelling to Wellington to pick strawberries. And I have been sampling NZ culture. I am even going to be working at Eden Park (home of the All Blacks) next week. Put my name down for the Lions tour next year as well (working not playing!) Cant go out every day mate, or I'll be home by the end of Jan!

 

[Commander]

Do you drink pints of whiskey?

No. Well, maybe. Probably.

 

[Commander]

DO you live in a pineapple, under the sea ?

No

 

[Titanic]

Are you Barry Humphries ?

 

[Commander]

do you wrestle crocodiles and are you good with the boomerang?

No

 

[Titanic]

No. Well, maybe. Probably.

Is that YES or NO ?

 

[Commander]

Are you Barry Humphries ?

No. You cant guess random people. Play the game properly.

 

[Commander]

Is that YES or NO ?

No

 

[Marc]

I have been out drinking every day this week. My liver is rotting, I am slowly turning the corner to alcoholism. I have been all over Aukland and am working in the Sky Tower (tallest building in the southern hemisphere) serving alcohol to pissed up Kiwis on Xmas do's. I am flying to Sydney next Wednesday for a month, and need to save money. I will then be travelling to Wellington to pick strawberries. And I have been sampling NZ culture. I am even going to be working at Eden Park (home of the All Blacks) next week. Put my name down for the Lions tour next year as well (working not playing!) Cant go out every day mate, or I'll be home by the end of Jan!

nope....still not convinced, get a good book, take it down the beach and find the nearest hammock.....'nuff said

on topic now, are you HAROLD BISHOP?

 

[Kev the Ape]

Are you a transvestite?

 

[watsongooal]

Are you a genius who is in a wheelchair and speaks with a robot voice?

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

you are a twerp

 

[Titanic]

No

Is that NO as in 'you don't drink pints of whiskey' or NO as in neither YES or NO ?

 

[Titanic]

are you or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party ?

 

[watsongooal]

ANSWER THE QUESTIONS

 

[Commander]

nope....still not convinced, get a good book, take it down the beach and find the nearest hammock.....'nuff said

on topic now, are you HAROLD BISHOP?

Cant really go down the beach now mate, it's a bit nippy. Bear in mind that it is currently 11:48PM here! It's only 20 C or so in the middle of the day at the moment.

And you cant just guess names, ask questions that will give u clues. Did u never play this game with your gran when you were young? Uncultured fool.