Where would you want your ashes dispersed?

[The Birdman]

I change my mind I want to invite all the palace fans to my funeral and I want them to dance on my grave and it will be at sea

 

[Return of the Rev]

I thinking of changing my location from the Devil Dyke to the Himalayan glade at Wakehurst and I might put a bench in so I can put splinters in any palace fans sitting on it. One of my favourite places in Sussex even though they now charging for parking!

I KNOW A FEW PEOPLE NOT GOING TO WAKEHURST AS A RESULT OF PARKING CHARGES,STICK TO DEVILS DYKE WE CAN VISIT YOU FOR FREE THERE

 

[hart's shirt]

In HB&B's anal canal if possible.

Nothing good would ever come out of this.

 

[Hiney]

Constantine Bay in Cornwall

 

[Triggaaar]

I don't want to be cremated, I want to be cooked, and eaten by my loved ones, so that I can live on in them.

 

[The Birdman]

I KNOW A FEW PEOPLE NOT GOING TO WAKEHURST AS A RESULT OF PARKING CHARGES,STICK TO DEVILS DYKE WE CAN VISIT YOU FOR FREE THERE

Trouble with the Dyke you got to be carful about which why the wind is blowing you could end up getting a mouth full of your relatives.

 

[beakyburn]

No ashes for me; I want to be buried in the woods.

Around the bench I sit on by the lake at Woods Mill.

 

[John Bumlick]

All over Maria Sharapova's face.