HenryC
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I always quickly check that the ref has given the goal before proceeding with the appropriate mental meltdown!
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nwgull
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Very good point, especially if you are inclined to turn to the oppo fans and give it the biggie - they'll gladly give it straight back to you.
the wanderbus
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Jump around ,punch the air,shout and for the first time on sunday kiss my mate kev on the top of his bald head Laurant Blanc/Fabian Bathez style then gave the palace scum shitloads!
TheJasperCo
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I wouldn't abuse the away fans, but I make up for it by jumping around even more than whoever's around me.
On Sunday it was: stand, check ref, check lino, cheer, hug the lady next to me, hug mate next to me when he's back from running up and down the stairs (not entirely sure where he went), clap & cheer, hurl abuse at the scum. I'm not sure what the lady next to me thought of all the hugging, it hasn't happened before.
Jump around and then sling jnr around for a bit.
He loves it.
He loves it.
The Terminator
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- Aug 7, 2010
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I have no idea, just go mental
Horsham Gull
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Almost ended up on the ground after the first goal thanks to [MENTION=3475]Basil Fawlty[/MENTION]
Puppet Master
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- Aug 14, 2012
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Do any linguistics experts know why in Spain the fans shout "OHHHHHHHHH" when their team scores? Why not "SIIIIIIIIIIIII"... it really bugs me.
Puppet Master
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- Aug 14, 2012
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I'm very lucky that I have a bunch of excellent fans all around me, including some chap to my left in the row in front 
we all go ****ing bonkers and all genuinely LOVE it! I was sober on Sunday due to unforeseen circumstances and it felt like I'd necked 50 strongbows as each and every goal went in! Saying that, I ALWAYS check the lino before properly losing it!
we all go ****ing bonkers and all genuinely LOVE it! I was sober on Sunday due to unforeseen circumstances and it felt like I'd necked 50 strongbows as each and every goal went in! Saying that, I ALWAYS check the lino before properly losing it!
Charlies Shinpad
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I found out what I do as I was on TV Sunday night celebrating the third goal and to be honest I looked like someone with special needs , as my son text me when he saw it also !!!
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Generally jump and down like a loon. Hugging really depends on the importance of the goal / opposition. Needless to say Sunday there was plenty of man hugging going on, but we all know each other in our group anyway. Last time I man hugged a complete and utter stranger was at Anfield when we scored the equaliser in the 2-2 draw.
bn1&bn3 Albion
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Normally jump up and down. On Sunday I did all of the above as well as shouting so much I some how got a stitch..
SeagullSongs
And it's all gone quiet..
It's "GOL", isn't it?
Page isn't loading for me, so sorry if I'm just repeating what it says on there!
brightn'ove
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go mental
darters74
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Always check lino first. I then pick up my son without thinking and jump up and down. Then when I put him down I hug the bloke next to me, although I dont think its too pleased about it. I remember when Elphick scored at Villa, I grabbed my son then grabbed the bloke the other side of me who was going so mental he gave my then 7yr old son a nose bleed!
spongy
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I was pissed on Sunday so I jumped up and down shouting, hugged my mate, got out of breath and dizzy and then promptly fell over the row of people in the row in front of me.
Sounds funny but I'm row V of WSU, I could've gone right down the stand!!!!!
Safe standing? Not up there thanks
Sounds funny but I'm row V of WSU, I could've gone right down the stand!!!!!
Safe standing? Not up there thanks