What would you have done??

[Sonic]

Just as I was pulling away in my car after picking up a kebab from Efe's in Lewes High Street tonight, who should walk across the road in front of my car but Norman Baker. I had a split second decision to make - brake, or floor it. I decided on the former, but at the same time, as we made eye contact, I tinged my glance with a look which said 'I think you're a scumbag and on another day things could have been different'.

Obviously I don't condone running people over and had no genuine intention of doing so (before some lawyer crazed muppet on LDC gets overheated), but in a fantasy dream world in a parallel universe, is this a missed opportunity? What would you have done (in the fantasy dream world).

 

[Del Boy]

I have painted my fences a nice Cuprinol Forest Green, it protects for 5 years you know!!

 

[Juan Albion]

Kebab makes a decent missile.

 

[Springal]

didnt u even have a go

 

[Sonic]

didnt u even have a go

You expected me to hang around with a hot doner in my hand? Hasn't the man done enough already without also subjecting me to eating a COLD kebab?

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Perhaps I'd have said a few choice expressions to the miserable politician but I would have stayed in the car. These Lib Dems are a very violent lot it seems.