What would be a technical term for your current mundane job?

[Grombleton]

Online Architecture Specialist.

I'm a website designer.

 

[El Presidente]

Soap dodger shepherd

 

[Rugrat]

Sabbatical - out of work

Semi retired here

 

[smeariestbat]

Child security and entertainment officer - i work in a kindergarten

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

SQL Database Admin.

Sorry, one of those sorts who likes his job!

I'm a Data Migration Consultant. Wanna be best mates forever?

 

[father_and_son]

Regional EMEA Portfolio Analysis Manager

...which is the title of what is a very dull job!

 

[BBassic]

I'm a Data Migration Consultant. Wanna be best mates forever?

OH EM GEE! Like, totally!

 

[Badger]

Software developer - I believe we were called computer programmers up until the 90s.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Entrepreneur ...self employed garden and grounds maintenance person

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

Three Dimensional Retail Display Carton Engineer....I design all those boxes sitting on the shop shelves that you buy!

 

[Seagull kimchi]

English language acquisition facilitator.

 

[Janbha]

Goeth Lefteth Goeth Righteth Dancer

 

[WATFORD zero]

Three Dimensional Retail Display Carton Engineer....I design all those boxes sitting on the shop shelves that you buy!

But once you've designed your first box, isn't it just a case of scaling it up and down

 

[Ralphingtonpuss]

Put you back together with sticky plaster and bandage operative...AKA Paramedic and love my job

 

[Cian]

Audio entertainment services facilitator

 

[Guinness Boy]

Scene: A wedding reception

"So what do you do then?"
"I'm an Associate Director of a small software company"
"Sorry, I didn't mean to fall asleep just then. What's that then? And what kind of software?"
"I attend meetings for a company that makes calculations software"
"Er, nice meeting you. I'm just off to talk to that chartered accountant over there"

*runs away*

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

But once you've designed your first box, isn't it just a case of scaling it up and down

If only!

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Not me, but heard this years ago: Job title: Garbolagist.



Duties: empty dustbins in to the dust-cart - aka dustman



Edit: Ooh, and another: Domestic Engineer

aka house husband

 

[Pevenseagull]

hangover facilitation operative

..... barman

 

[John Bumlick]

Desk napper (I work in IT).