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What is English culture?







Tooting Gull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
11,033
Snooker and darts.
 


warsaw

She's lost control
Jan 28, 2008
910
The problem is that most cultural events and festivals that would have given us that English identity have gone forever. What do we have left? Bonfire night, state ceremonies (Trooping the Colour, state opening of parliament), St Georges Day that we don't celebrate, a few isolated events such as the Helston Flora Day and errrrrrr...........

You then go to anywhere else in Europe and look at their diary of events which is packed with colourful festivals, Saint's days and much more.

Why have we lost all this? Progress I suspect, the need top move forward with no respect for the past.
 


The problem is that most cultural events and festivals that would have given us that English identity have gone forever. What do we have left? Bonfire night, state ceremonies (Trooping the Colour, state opening of parliament), St Georges Day that we don't celebrate, a few isolated events such as the Helston Flora Day and errrrrrr...........

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El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,739
Pattknull med Haksprut
The problem is that most cultural events and festivals that would have given us that English identity have gone forever. What do we have left? Bonfire night, state ceremonies (Trooping the Colour, state opening of parliament), St Georges Day that we don't celebrate, a few isolated events such as the Helston Flora Day and errrrrrr...........

You then go to anywhere else in Europe and look at their diary of events which is packed with colourful festivals, Saint's days and much more.

Why have we lost all this? Progress I suspect, the need top move forward with no respect for the past.

FA Cup third round day, Pop Music that constantly evolves, Satire, Pisstaking, getting a round in, the Tube map, Brighton Pier. It's all there if you want to look for it.
 


Hunting 784561

New member
Jul 8, 2003
3,651
Bog snorkelling, and Cheese rolling.

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cheshunt seagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
2,511
Maybe venturing into characteristics rather tha culture but how about these?

-Healthy cynicism towards political or religious extremists or zealots, particularly those with good teeth.
-Tolerance towards others providing they leave us alone and don't jump queues.
- Resolute resistance to all forms of moderate drinking.
- An ability to absorb other cultural forms and turn them into something new e.g selling blues back to the US in the 60s, same with NYC punk in the 70s.
-At out best in a genuine crisis.
- An ability to innovate and invent and an inability to make money out of it.
- An appreciation of the potential that failure presents for a good moan and good story.
 


Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
Sorry to disappoint, but there wasn't any cheese rolling this year...at least not officially...don't know if it will return next year but it looks like being lost to H&S rulings.
 








alan partridge

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
5,256
Linton Travel Tavern
English culture as defined by the scribes of the North Stand Clique is to be belittling, patronising and rude to anyone who deviates from their politically correct view of the world or has the temerity to opine patriotic sentiments. To do this you have to be nostalgic about the past working classes and infer that after a hard day at the coalface the average miner would not be looking forward to a few pints, but went to to the library to immerse themselves in Brecht and Harold Pinter, and of course Marxist Leninist theory. However you must condemn the current working class as chavs, morons and fodder for the Jeremy Kyle show, unless they come from one of the ethnic minority communities, who are of course, exciting, vibrant and enlightening. You remain a marxist and progressive while enjoying the comforts of the standard middle class Englishman, and alleviate your guilt feelings by giving donations to any overseas appeal but not to those on home grown soil and extol the desires of any people on the planet to protect their identity and culture as long of course as its not English, which much be denied and ridiculed.

You do this by posting at length on football forums, and desperately try to give the impression that football fans in the new millenium are nostalgic about The Clash, into every facet of alternative culture, reminisce about binge drinking exploits alongside sexual crudity and various visits to restaurants, as long as it involves ethnic cuisine.

The use of gangsta rap stars and other black icons as avatars is standard, as is the use of pretentious French quotes or obscure references to little known comedians, indy bands and trendy terminology.

sorry, who's being patronising? or is this irony?
 






Tyrone Biggums

Well-known member
Jun 25, 2006
13,498
Geelong, Australia
You've missed the most obvious and most endearing English cultural trait you silly Poms! :p

The English own the world for self deprecating humour.

Nobody can take the piss out of themselves as well and in as good a humour as the English.

It's why England produces the best comedians in the world and in such large numbers.
 


The Spanish

Well-known member
Aug 12, 2008
6,477
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i like the national self mythologising about humour.

as generally people who only speak one language, you can only really compare English humour to Americans and Kevin Bloody Wilson.

Oh the English have a great sense of humour. As opposed to who's that you have been exposed to and understood?

Another wonder thing about English culture. We managed to colonise a quarter of the world and are still not smart enough to realise that people who do not speak English have minds and can interact with each other. All this diversity guff is bollocks, we are incredibly isolated Island dwellers when we want to be.
 


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