What if Trump grabs Theresa May in a rude place?

[symyjym]

I wonder what first attracted her to the ageing billionaire Donald Trump?

Sitting here thinking of a good reason for a couple of minutes It might have something to do with money. Still odd because there are lots of rich men out there that she may have looked more suited to. It's one hell of a game to play if there is no love but I don't know how womens minds work. You are probably better suited to answer the question than me

 

[edna krabappel]

Sitting here thinking of a good reason for a couiple of minutes It might have something to do with money. Still odd because there are lots of rich men out there that she may have looked more suited to. It's one hell of a game to play if there is no love but I don't know how womens minds work. You are probably better suited to answer the question than me

Perhaps he has incredible charisma, that could be it.

Or, maybe, his tiny hands make other parts of his body look more massive than a Sheffield Wednesday play off final ticket queue.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Trump: "Morning Madame May, welcum to the White House"
TM: "Morning president Trump, is that my missing trident in your trousers, or are you pleased to see me?

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Be great if she grabs his Hampton,
"Blimey Don,wouldn't want that as a wart on the end of My nose."


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[Tom Hark Preston Park]

As a wise man almost once said: "Grab 'em by the pussy and their hearts and minds will follow"

 

[Lincoln Imp]

The thread title doesn't make sense. Theresa May can't possibly have a rude place. Revolting thought.

 

[Your Mum]

Not that likely, unless he fancies a spell in ....

...your mum.

 

[LamieRobertson]

I wonder what first attracted her to the ageing billionaire Donald Trump?

It's s pity there can't be a Mrs Merton interview

 

[LamieRobertson]

Should we apply sanctions or maybe report him to United Nations?

Nah he's saving himself for Merkel

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Sitting here thinking of a good reason for a couple of minutes It might have something to do with money. Still odd because there are lots of rich men out there that she may have looked more suited to. It's one hell of a game to play if there is no love but I don't know how womens minds work. You are probably better suited to answer the question than me

On a more serious note, the mad yanks see the First Lady as almost as important as the President, so to vote in the awful Trump AND a First Lady who is obviously only with him for money, speaks with that accent, and is incapable of making a speech without copying the previous First Lady and she seems incredibly moody means they must have really hated the establishment.

 

[el punal]

Time to send in the Snatch Squad, at least they won't beat about the bush. Quick, smooth entry. Discharge weapon as required. Facilitate rapid withdrawal.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices...l-lie-back-and-think-of-england-a7540541.html

 

[vegster]

I think now that our Maybot is so desperate for some kind of leverage against Europe that she will be more than willing succumb to a full cavity inspection. Talk of May and Trump " Leading The World Again Together " is frankly worrying. This is a man who has just sanctioned the use of torture against his enemies.... An enemy that could be anyone who disagrees with him..

 

[CHAPPERS]

She's about to suck up to a President looking to turn the clock back decades.

Torture, family planning, open racism, increased burning of fossil fuels and she reckons the US is 'renewing' itself

So as we rediscover our confidence together – as you renew your nation just as we renew ours – we have the opportunity, indeed the responsibility, to renew the special relationship for this new age. We have the opportunity to lead, together, again.

Urgh.

 

[pasty]

Talk of May and Trump " Leading The World Again Together " is frankly worrying.

Let's just take a moment to give thanks that it's not Boris and Trump. It could so nearly have been.

 

[beorhthelm]

... This is a man who has just sanctioned the use of torture against his enemies....

actually i dont believe he has. i heard the interview and he said he's going with his Secretary of Defense view, who does not support it. he then went onto some rhetoric about using fire to fight fire and that asking opinion of a dozen experts told him it works. thats not a sanctioning of use, because the official (and legal) position to not use it remains, he's saying that he isnt against its use. lets not fall into the trap of deliberately misquoting just because we dont like him.

 

[vegster]

actually i dont believe he has. i heard the interview and he said he's going with his Secretary of Defense view, who does not support it. he then went onto some rhetoric about using fire to fight fire and that asking opinion of a dozen experts told him it works. thats not a sanctioning of use, because the official (and legal) position to not use it remains, he's saying that he isnt against its use. lets not fall into the trap of deliberately misquoting just because we dont like him.

Thanks for clearing that up. I stupidly thought that not being against the use of torture somehow sanctioned it. Thanks for the " Alternate Facts "

 

[smeg]

actually i dont believe he has. i heard the interview and he said he's going with his Secretary of Defense view, who does not support it. he then went onto some rhetoric about using fire to fight fire and that asking opinion of a dozen experts told him it works. thats not a sanctioning of use, because the official (and legal) position to not use it remains, he's saying that he isnt against its use. lets not fall into the trap of deliberately misquoting just because we dont like him.

Let's go back a year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpj3pp10wD8

 

[Albumen]

Let's go back a year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpj3pp10wD8

What a massive Trump.

 

[Seasidesage]

Tree's will just have to take one for the team like we did with austerity...