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[Humour] What are the three unlikeliest events that you can think of ?







Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003
62,381
The Fatherland
[MENTION=12825]cunning fergus[/MENTION] NOT being angry with his lot.

That’s one....
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
55,627
Faversham
Putin backing down
Labour winning the next GE
The Democrats winning the next presidential election.

And on a lighter note:

Newcastle or Everton going down

Oh, that's not a lighter note. Apologies.
 


Happy Exile

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Apr 19, 2018
2,115
Universal agreement on the correct pronunciation of "scone".

Meeting a likeable Chelsea fan.

Trains working and being on time more often than not.
 










studio150

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Jul 30, 2011
30,178
On the Border
Johnson stands up in Parliament and lists everytime he has misspoken in Parliament and pledges that from now on he will always be truthful, and keeps to his word.
All trains within the UK match the punctuality of Japanese railways with full ticket refunds provided for any train more than one minute late.
Everyone using roads fully adheres to all laws and road rage never occurs.
 








zefarelly

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Jul 7, 2003
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Sussex, by the sea
A government of morally balanced caring civil servants

A nationalized efficient infrastructure

me getting on Top of the pops.
 












1066familyman

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Jan 15, 2008
15,216
People in the West 'Standing with' a country that isn't populated by white non Muslims'.

A mobile phone company refusing to bring out a new model every few months and going back to replaceable batteries.

The UK declaring the car isn't king and actually doing something to prove it.
 




southstandandy

WEST STAND ANDY
Jul 9, 2003
6,022
The Albion winning the Premier League

My dust bin being emptied by Adur Council

Hair reappearing on my bonce
 


brighton terra

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Dec 5, 2008
1,544
Worthing
A genuine Amex ‘sell out’ i.e., a bum on every seat.

No one leaving before the final whistle.

No one complaining about people leaving before the final whistle.
 




Questions

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Oct 18, 2006
25,435
Worthing
Me being able to put my pants on without nearly toppling over.

Or Kim Kardashian ironing them

Oh Albion stuff ……. Ok then … Lllalllana scoring then
 


A1X

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Sep 1, 2017
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Deepest, darkest Sussex
Junior being "Potter In"
Swansman being "Potter Out"
The discovery of intelligent alien life
 


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