Well if you didn't have a reason to dislike Kemy Agustien....

[One Teddy Maybank]

This is NSC remember, people would be sharpening knives over this.

Oh, (for the benefit of the post above me) he hasnt been poor this pre-season in my opinion. Yes today his passing at times was abysmal, but he hasnt looked too bad at all. Personally I thought he played incredibly well against Partick in Spain and was heavily involved with play, although sadly he wasnt as much today.

As you say a matter of opinion. Gave the ball away frequently against Lewes, had a shocker vs Crawley, I didn't go to Partick so my judgement is clouded somewhat as only a stream, (though 'played incredibly well') I would suggest is exaggerating it slightly, unless you were there, in that case fair enough as I can't comment.

IMO a 'stream' is not a good way to judge a player, as you cannot assess movement, positioning or in Kemy's case what he was trying with a pass. But the games I've seen live he has not been good enough to justify a place.

 

[super-seagulls]

I was told the other day that he lived in Amsterdam and commuted to Brighton.
Is this true? If so, does he still live there?

 

[banjo]

Red beard at night shepherds delight.

 

[Wellesley]

I was told the other day that he lived in Amsterdam and commuted to Brighton.
Is this true? If so, does he still live there?

Could do, I was told he lives next door to a dyke.

 

[Wellesley]

Red beard at night shepherds delight.

Red beard at night, your head is alight. (Or indeed, a light.)

 

[The Lemming Stomper]

Could do, I was told he lives next door to a dyke.

He might be needed to stick his finger in it at short notice

 

[Wellesley]

He might be needed to stick his finger in it at short notice

I think it's about time he pulled his ****ing finger out!

 

[banjo]

Red beard at night, your head is alight.

Red beard at night Kemy is shite.

 

[Se20]

What the hell have you done to him ?

 

[Wellesley]

What the hell have you done to him ?

What do you mean? We haven't done anything out of the ordinary. We gave him a damn good rogering up the botty, like we do with all our players, and for some reason, ever since, he can't kick a bloody ball straight.

 

[British Bulldog]

You do now....

What the bloody hell is THAT ?!?!

When he becomes a decent footballer then he's earned the right to the beard, until then he looks an idiot.

 

[Se20]

What do you mean? We haven't done anything out of the ordinary. We gave him a damn good rogering up the botty, like we do with all our players, and for some reason, ever since, he can't kick a bloody ball STRAIGHT .

Well I never !

 

[Wellesley]

Well I never !

I bet you have. You don't hang around this board because you're a Brighton fan.

 

[Mayonaise]

I don't care about the beard. I just want him to perform a lot better in an Albion shirt than he did today. Kemy was bloody awful!

 

[Jaguar_uk]

Guess his trying to show he's not a German, why let the small detail of actually practising football get in way of a daft beard.

 

[Sandradee]

His son goes to school here in brighton.

 

[Mowgli37]

Period blood

I laughed far too much at this

 

[Spun Cuppa]

I'm going to the Amex 0 times this coming season, so will see 100% of his completed passes...

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

How fat is he now?

 

[BrianWade4]

Watta ctun