Uniformed Copper peeing in the street

[markychap]

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So, what would you have done if you'd seen the copper having a discreet wee in the street?

Reported him - or turned a blind eye?

Should he be dealt with as any other member of the public caught out like that?

 

[Da Man Clay]

Most members of the public would just be given words of advice, as long as they are being discreet about it. Internal discipline seems about appropriate.

 

[KneeOn]

Hang him!

 

[Albumen]

I would have seen if there was a number on his helmet and made a note of it.

 

[Durlston]

I've been severely warned before about weeing down a street so it's unprofessional but if it was PC Beth Green (Louisa Lytton) from The Bill, i'd do anything to watch.

 

[galebs]

After a stupidly long drive from JoBerg to Rustenburg drinking beer we got off the bus near the stadium busting for a jimmy . Only to find the quiet street we were going to use had one of South Africa's finest walking up the road with us . What to do ? So we asked Mr Plod if he was likely to arrest us for indecent exposure . He said no man its the world cup . Much too our relief in both sences , but what made us really chuckle was he then went up the road and had a slash himself .

 

[Peteinblack]

I would have seen if there was a number on his helmet and made a note of it.

 

[markychap]

"For goodness sake, it was a case of a young copper stuck in a van bursting for a wee!!

What was he supposed to do - go in his trousers?!!!"


Don't know why, but that comment in the original post just makes me laugh out loud!!

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

He should have worn a burqa to work, they couldn't have identified him then,

 

[Bry Nylon]

I've been severely warned before about weeing down a street so it's unprofessional but if it was PC Beth Green (Louisa Lytton) from The Bill, i'd do anything to watch.

Got her out of a car on the motorway a couple of years ago, after her vehicle had been involved in an accident.

Lovely lady

 

[tedebear]

As with anyone else weeing in the street, I would have turned a blind eye and walked on. Unless they were pissed, disorderly, breaking the fence they were weeing on, shouting obscenities and generally being a drunk nuisance. Generally most of us have to wee, and sometimes we have to hurry to do it, it isn't pleasant but done in the right way it isn't a crime.

 

[Marc]

As with anyone else weeing in the street, I would have turned a blind eye and walked on. Unless they were pissed, disorderly, breaking the fence they were weeing on, shouting obscenities and generally being a drunk nuisance.

I said I was SORRY......jeeeeez

 

[tedebear]

I said I was SORRY......jeeeeez

I asked you not to wee on my foot

 

[Barrel of Fun]

The rules in place are to stop town/city centres becoming an overflowing piss pit.

I would imagine that this chap didn't have any other option and it was not because he was under the influence.

A sad indictment of a lack of facilities in towns/cities. I queued for 30 mins the other day in Brighton on Paddle Round the Pier day. Surely not that hard or costly to provide facilities. If it is about cost, why not have a lock that charges 20p?

 

[dazman]

The rules in place are to stop town/city centres becoming an overflowing piss pit.

I would imagine that this chap didn't have any other option and it was not because he was under the influence.

There's always another option however unpleasant it might be!!

That copper must have been breaking his neck!

 

[RM-Taylor]

I've been severely warned before about weeing down a street so it's unprofessional but if it was PC Beth Green (Louisa Lytton) from The Bill, i'd do anything to watch.

 

[hitony]

The rules in place are to stop town/city centres becoming an overflowing piss pit.

I would imagine that this chap didn't have any other option and it was not because he was under the influence.

A sad indictment of a lack of facilities in towns/cities. I queued for 30 mins the other day in Brighton on Paddle Round the Pier day. Surely not that hard or costly to provide facilities. If it is about cost, why not have a lock that charges 20p?[/QUOTE]


I don't think the problem is in the initial cost of providing public toilets, i think it is in maintaining them, so much vandlism everywhere nowadays, I'm sure the same can be said for other public services.

In my opinion I think any form of lock that takes cash would highly likely be vandalised for the contents and the other arguement that would come up is if you charge to much the said premises just come under heavy debate (ie; jeeeze it costs xxxxxx to have a piss nowadays!!!)

No win situation.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Great headline potential:

"PEE CEE WEE-WEE!"

 

[The Wookiee]

I got nicked once for taking a piss at 2am in Pavillion Gardens