'Twas the morning of Palace...

[1066 seagull]

‘Twas the morning of Palace, when all through the town
Not a copper was stirring, not even downtown.
The Seagull flags were hung by the window with care,
In hopes that Saint Gus would be there.

The young fans were still in their Albion pyjamas
Having visions of Palace playing like llhamas
The missus in her nightie and I in my poncho
Had just settled down for some …(sorry can’t think of something to rhyme here – time to end the tale and stop getting distracted by events this eve)

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

‘Twas the morning of Palace, when all through the town
Not a copper was stirring, not even downtown.
The Seagull flags were hung by the window with care,
In hopes that Saint Gus would be there.

The young fans were still in their Albion pyjamas
Having visions of Palace playing like llhamas
The missus in her nightie and I in my poncho
Had just settled down for some …(sorry can’t think of something to rhyme here – time to end the tale and stop getting distracted by events this eve)

Had just settled down for a bacon and egg combo?

Had just settled down with a drum and some bongos?

Had just settled down for some ripe avocado?

 

[smeariestbat]

to munch on my dongo?

 

[Titus]

... I gazed 'cross the bed and spotted my wench,
So I quickly rolled over and slipped her an inch

 

[1066 seagull]

Had just settled down to a Gut Buster combo

 

[pasty]

Flag been hanging out the spare room window since Friday lunchtime

 

[Titus]

Tiles need fixing.

 

[pasty]

Tiles need fixing.

Good job we're selling up shortly now then