TV Stream tonight???

[pishhead]

I've got two taps on the bath, which one is hot water?

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Doesanyoneknowhowtoputspacesbetweenwords?

 

[East Preston Gull]

My wife has two holes down below..which one do I put my mixing stick in, to ensure less mess! Any help would be appreciated! Thank you

 

[stupendor]

How do you reply to a thread?

Please help.

Like this.

How do you quote someone?

 

[bhafc99]

Does anyone know of a good forum where I can chat with other Brighton fans?

 

[Prof P]

Does anyone know a forum full of smart arse c@nts who spend too much time masturbating over their key boards?

OP, there won't be one tonight unfortunately. Please be sure to spend every second of your day on this site before daring to ask a sensible football related question in future.

 

[salty seagull]

Shall I buy Revels or Peanut M&M's for the train journey?

Go for the Revels. Last time I took Peanut M&M`S and I was continuously pestered by badgers.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Why does it burn when I urinate?
Please help NSC

 

[Simster]

I can confirm I won't be one.

This.

"They'll"? For f***'S SAKE, this is basic stuff.

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Does anyone know a forum full of smart arse c@nts who spend too much time masturbating over their key boards?

OP, there won't be one tonight unfortunately. Please be sure to spend every second of your day on this site before daring to ask a sensible football related question in future.

What do c@nts mean? Any information appreciated.

 

[willow147]

Go for the Revels. Last time I took Peanut M&M`S and I was continuously pestered by badgers.

But, should it be decided which tube line to take, would that change your answer?

 

[JCL]

Why does it burn when I urinate?
Please help NSC

stop standing on your head... then it won't run into your eyes...

 

[dingodan]

stop standing on your head... then it won't run into your eyes...

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

What time is love?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Does anyone know a forum full of smart arse c@nts who spend too much time masturbating over their key boards?

OP, there won't be one tonight unfortunately. Please be sure to spend every second of your day on this site before daring to ask a sensible football related question in future.

Www.mensakeyboardwanking.com

 

[rouseytastic]

If toast always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet what would happen of you strapped a piece of toast butter side up on to the back of a cat and threw it off a building?

 

[Washie]

If toast always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet what would happen of you strapped a piece of toast butter side up on to the back of a cat and threw it off a building?

The Universe would implode.

 

[RickofBHAFC]

My wife has two holes down below..which one do I put my mixing stick in, to ensure less mess! Any help would be appreciated! Thank you

She seemed to prefer the back hole earlier if that's any good?!!

 

[rouseytastic]

The Universe would implode.

Lucky i used a crumpet instead then, phew. My cat is dead...........

 

[yoda559]

Doesanyoneknowhowtoputspacesbetweenwords?

no.......but..........you.......could.........try.......dots.........as.......they......could........work.......instead.......