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Tuuniclife should NEVERER play for the Albion again like



bhadebenhams

Active member
Mar 14, 2009
333
i was at teh match yesterday (birthday present from mr bhadebenhams along with sum jade goodie (ANGEL!!!!!) perfume and it stops the cat shiting on his tomatos to).

it was clearer to me tat that jamie tunniclife man shuold neverer play for the club again cos when he was substituted like for a broken angle or knee or whatever he DID NOT CLAP THE FANS and is disrepectful not only to me and me hubbie but everyone elsie to. he should KNOW that i have been working on the tills at ASDA for over 20 years and have a lot of Danny Bakker football DVD's so i know whaty repsevt meens

someone siad that he wanted to leave early cos he is from Liverpool and aparently every time he comes near home he has to apear in brookeside as a binman or teh local mafia will stole his hub caps from his car and so he had to get to the TV studio befour catching the coach home.

i think this is part of the deal that DICK KNIGHT (LIAR!!!!!!!) did with his fourmer club southport county which is also like in merzeysidee so it must be trua and typical of Knight who probably pretended he would pay for tunnicluiffe with the money stoled from Wembley in 1983 and when he didn't southporyt county made him give one of tunniclifes kidneys to a rich person for part of the fee so Tunny is a doner (or other type of kebab but i don't like foreign muck and personally would rather have good ole english pies and lard sandwitches)

This would neverere have happend under Dean Wilkins (LOVELY HAIR AND TEETH!!!!!) but we all knowe he was saked after finsihing SEVENTH which should ahve been a play off plaice if they changed the rules the way i wanted and i have never had a reply from SVEN (EYES TO CLOSE TOGETHER IF OYU ASK ME!!!!) about why he did not change the rools.

i see the club is REFUSERING to change tyeh webcam and i have heard from a relaible sourse that its' cos it is a specail UNDERWARTER cam so that wehn teh ALBION gos bust DIck Knight (LIAR!!!!!) will buy the club back from TONY BLOOM (who i think is a puppet a bit like Nookie Bear but without a fourskin) cheap like and convert it into a SEAWORLD using water and supermarket trolleys from Falmer POND where the pitch is suposed to be and that is why it is not being moved from its present position.

Dick Knight (LIAR!!!!) i think has KIDNAPPED the dolphins from teh dolphinarium and keeps them in his jacuzzi in SPAIN and will get them to jump through the trollies and do big splashes a bit like that bloke on my hubbies porn films does to the woman with the funny smile and wonky eye
 








Rookie

Greetings
Feb 8, 2005
12,097
Is that what passes for comedy, poor
 








dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
Absolute bollocks. Just like the stuff he posts under his other name.
 






wehatepalace

Limbs
Apr 27, 2004
7,294
Pease Pottage
Absolute bollocks. Just like the stuff he posts under his other name.
Of course your quality one liners are so much better ! At least he tries to lighten the mood.
Here's a thought Douglas if you don't find it funny don't open the thread, even you can see who was the thread starter !
 








Uncle C

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2004
11,687
Bishops Stortford
I don't suppose that the piece is is funny anyway but it's just so f***ing illiterate i can't be arsed to decipher it!

Me too. Its a shame cause bits look quite funny, but I cant be arsed to translate into proper English.
 




Husty

Mooderator
Oct 18, 2008
11,996
You've over done it on the spelling mistakes this time around,

4.5

Dean Wilkins (LOVELY HAIR AND TEETH!!!!!)

Tha bit was quite funny however
 
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Djmiles

Barndoor Holroyd
Dec 1, 2005
12,062
Kitchener, Canada
Epic. Fail.
 


dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
Of course your quality one liners are so much better ! At least he tries to lighten the mood.
Here's a thought Douglas if you don't find it funny don't open the thread, even you can see who was the thread starter !

f*** off and stalk someone else then you sad loser.
 








Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
30,682
That's now in my NSC Top 5 "Pile Of Steaming Shite" postings, a linguistic disasterpiece.
 




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