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[defrocked priest]

 

[Trigger]

"What! Kuipers testimonial is this year? I don't believe you, I'm out of here!"

 

[Trufflehound]

Invisible mopeds a surprise hit in Jerusalem.

 

[Seagulltonian]

"Really, I'm not Borat, Bruno or Sacha Baron Cohen doing my next movie!"

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Jarusalem Fashion Police Officer feels a right tit - as serial offender does a runner.

 

[Bigtomfu]

The Bourne Hasidicy.

Maybe it wasn't such a catchy title for the next film in the series after all.

 

[looney]

I am so don YAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Oi! Stop that Jew!!

 

[Gazwag]

Lord's security don't believe Paxton Dazo is not in fancy dress

 

[NMH]

No autographs, I already told you I'm not 'Cat Stevens'

 

[Il Duce]

Giant blackcurrant fruit pastille eats Jew's head.

 

[sod1]

"i did say last one to the wailing wall buys the beers all evening"

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I'm offski , I didn't realise your truncheon was that big.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Man goes beserk after finding out his biological father is Jamaican.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Last person to occupy The West Bank's a Palestinian.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

No , I dont have 20p for a cup of tea.

 

[John Bumlick]

Lord's security don't believe Paxton Dazo is not in fancy dress

winner!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Wideboy realises he has upset the steward at Brentford.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

HB&B is startled after being offered a job with a security guard firm.

 

[John Dorian]

"I just want to know where you bought your hat !!"