Tree or not to tree?

[brixtonA23]

Apparently we have been offered the option of some trees to put in each corner of the ground as some people miss the vista of Withdean. These will be named by poplar vote.
Away end is ahead with weeping willow, although geographically it's the beech end.
Poll to follow.

 

[boycottisalegend]

Tree

Are yew serious with this thread, i think you are barking up the wrong tree, do you pine for a better life? or do you fancy branching out into something more serious? You could always ask conie fer some advice, she works at the Hawthorns

there's a tree in your back garden, cedar one out of the window?

 

[Djmiles]

How long do we have to wait FIR this bloody poll.

 

[Was not Was]

Are yew serious with this thread, i think you are barking up the wrong tree, do you pine for a better life? or do you fancy branching out into something more serious? You could always ask conie fer some advice, she works at the Hawthorns

there's a tree in your back garden, cedar one out of the window?

As you've used nearly all the good tree-based puns, my post will have to be trunk-ated.

 

[upthealbion1970]

Are yew serious with this thread, i think you are barking up the wrong tree, do you pine for a better life? or do you fancy branching out into something more serious? You could always ask conie fer some advice, she works at the Hawthorns

there's a tree in your back garden, cedar one out of the window?

Leaf it out......

 

[astevens76]

This is a bit PLANE. YEW must be joking

 

[KneeOn]

I wonder when everyone will TWIG on to the fact this is not a serious thread, because i'm STUMPED.

 

[salty seagull]

Trees!! Don`t you realise they are the football hooligans latest weapon of choice!What would happen if we played Spurs? We`d be smashed to bloody smithereens!!(I`m not entirely sure what smithereens are,but it wouldn`t be nice I don`t fink.)

 

[brixtonA23]

Trees!! Don`t you realise they are the football hooligans latest weapon of choice!What would happen if we played Spurs? We`d be smashed to bloody smithereens!!(I`m not entirely sure what smithereens are,but it wouldn`t be nice I don`t fink.)

A smithereen is an ex footballer pundit shoved into a wall. Or a shard of wood, which is relevant. Not forgetting Geoff Wood the legendary 1 point in ten games 4 month manager. A Pointless answerish.

 

[ferring seagull]

Oak A let's just burn this thread and let it turn to Ash.

 

[Originunknown]

Sweet chestnuts wood yew please leaf it out monkey puzzle

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

i thought they were putting seats in the corners?

 

[Two Professors]

Afraid Palarse got there first.The whole place is a Lava Tree

 

[banjo]

I love trees.

 

[brixtonA23]

Unbelievable response to the poll.

1901 West Stand were for hedging.
East stand Whispering grass
Away stand vote failed. Club hands on the texting and crayon drawings not permitted. Although Alfie from South London drew his cock. Alfie that's a shrub, or dwarf shrub, not tree.
North Yucca yucca Yucca, Yucca from etc.

So next one wins.

 

[brightn'ove]

F***ing green party innit

 

[DavePage]

Can’t see this being very poplar. I remember going to QPR as a kid and expecting to see a bush

 

[Seagull Steve]

This thread really needs spruce ing up if you me, Fir what it's worth I think trees in football grounds are a bad idea. For starting such a daft thread, the OP shoud get ten lashings of the silver birch.

 

[The Orange Seagull]

Not sure which option to ROOT for tbh!

 

[Jack Straw]

First we need to Acer tain what species.
Will someone eMalus when this is decided?