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PILTDOWN MAN

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ConfusedGloryHunter

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Jul 6, 2011
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I'm never one for posting lyrics on nsc for songs we could sing. It seems the ones that get sung come mainly from the yoof at away games and as such is continuing a grand old tradition. I would however like to share that for the last couple of days I have been singing along to 90s dance anthem "The Key : The Secret" with the words.

We've got big balls
We've got De Zerbi
We've got a pier and a half

My girlfriend used to like the original song but has recently informed me that she no longer does.
 




PILTDOWN MAN

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Surely the BHAFC marketing team should leap on this…
Nice big De Zerbi flag with his quote.With a subtle message at the bottom about men's health will get attention
 


Greg Bobkin

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May 22, 2012
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I'm never one for posting lyrics on nsc for songs we could sing. It seems the ones that get sung come mainly from the yoof at away games and as such is continuing a grand old tradition. I would however like to share that for the last couple of days I have been singing along to 90s dance anthem "The Key : The Secret" with the words.

We've got big balls
We've got De Zerbi
We've got a pier and a half

My girlfriend used to like the original song but has recently informed me that she no longer does.
TUNE!

:rave:
 


Bozza

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Jul 4, 2003
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Back in Sussex
I'm never one for posting lyrics on nsc for songs we could sing. It seems the ones that get sung come mainly from the yoof at away games and as such is continuing a grand old tradition. I would however like to share that for the last couple of days I have been singing along to 90s dance anthem "The Key : The Secret" with the words.

We've got big balls
We've got De Zerbi
We've got a pier and a half

My girlfriend used to like the original song but has recently informed me that she no longer does.
Last line doesn't quite scan, does it?

We've got big balls
We've got De Zerbi
We've got a pier and another half
 






PILTDOWN MAN

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Sep 15, 2004
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Great balls of fire have got to be played on the PA Saturday
 


Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat
Surely the BHAFC marketing team should leap on this…
The shop is already on it.

Oh, no, wait. That’s oddballs.
 




ConfusedGloryHunter

He/him/his/that muppet
Jul 6, 2011
2,058
Last line doesn't quite scan, does it?

We've got big balls
We've got De Zerbi
We've got a pier and another half
To be honest the last line has changed a few times. It was this for a while:

We've got big balls
We've got De Zerbi
We've got big balls and a - a Pascal Groß

But I thought maybe that implied the Turniator did not have big balls. Anyway I am no wordsmith, I was more concerned with sharing the giddy happiness I have right now.

Mojo is above 9 right now if you are asking :)
 










Coldeanseagull

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Mar 13, 2013
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Coldean
Our boss is It-alian
with balls like a f*****g stallion
and the hairs on her dicky dido
grew down to her knees

Join in if you know it
 








PILTDOWN MAN

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Sep 15, 2004
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To Hitler's only got one ball

Roberto says we’ve got big balls
Reporters, he tells them all
We’re hot blooded, and ??????? .....er need help
And Dunky has the biggest of them all
 


Questions

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Oct 18, 2006
24,962
Worthing
Our big Kahuna has got big cahoonas
 


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