Things you could do at the goldstone but not at falmer!

[Shoreham_Boy]

Have fun? It must just be me who is sat round a load of prats and nazi stewards.

 

[binky]

Watch the game from the flat roof of somebody's house.

Watch the game from the flat garage roof of my house.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Drive to a match.

Turn up and pay £2.50 in cash to get in.

Better still get pissed one evening & scale the East Terrace rear wall and take a football onto the pitch and have a kick about and score in both goals from the halfway line-then wonder why the players could never do the same..

 

[Cappers]

Get splinters in your arse from the seats

 

[raymondbriggs]

Sing
"Get your Tits out
Get your tits out
Get your tits out for the Boys"
at the female plod and old enough St John's walking past the North Stand.

Bleed for the Albion when you got ambushed,thanks Bourmouth still got the scars on the inside of my lip.

Get in EARLY to grab a good spot in the middle and SING from 2 o'clock on.

 

[Gblocksouthstand]

Go down the SE in the chicken run for the second half (if we were kicking that way) and stand next to the "Major" telling Sully to "give 'em the wiggle waggle" and waving his walking stick.

Tell when the crowd got over 20k (when you couldn't see the chicken run crush barriers from the North).

Kick the corrugated iron at the back of the old North Stand and feel the rust falling on to your head from the roof.

Stay in the Grenadier until closing time and still get to the ground for kick off

 

[Ralphingtonpuss]

Give a good kicking beat to the back of the north stand corrugated iron. Didn't need an annoying drum then!"!

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

sing
'you're going home like sandy richardson'

 

[fork me]

Take & openly drink from a hip flask

I used to get away with that at Withdean as well.

 

[backson]

Watch a player get presented with a small television for winning player of the year

 

[Eggmundo]

Park at Currys

 

[backson]

Listen to Ralph McTell's Winner song before kickoff

 

[sod1]

not seen that before ! Euro 96 isnt it ? who is that behind PC Beard ?

 

[The Wookiee]

Not having to listen to people moaning on here about swearing pissed up fans !

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

Wish I could of experienced all this...

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

watch wimbledon play bursaspor in the INTERTOTO CUP

 

[Czechmate]

Oh yes and parking in the railway goods yard , 3 minute walk

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Stick class A drugs up your arse without the fear of getting AIDS.


Weren't invented till the 80's, so anything you wanted could go up your arse. Glory years.

 

[Doc Lynam]

Watch Spur's keeper Ian ( am i wearing enough gel) Walker, get hit in the head by a football after he missed it completely and it rebounded of the post in the warm up, to which us in the North stand burst into cheers and laughter, Ian just ironically applauded.

 

[pasty]

Know exactly when the teams were about to come out by watching for the bloke to wave from the tunnel up to the top of the west to signal start playing GOSBTS

Predict the crowd figure from the Jackpot prize. It was usually near enough double the hundred figure and add a nought - £700 was 14,000 etc