Things a woman should never be seen with

[Cosmic Joker]

anyone from Croydon

 

[salty seagull]

A ticket to a football match.

 

[The Fifth Column]

Any form of power tool.

 

[Wally Gould]

A tv remote control

 

[Cappers]

In the offside front seat

 

[jackanada]

a group of other women numbering 4 or more.

 

[Two Professors]

Tight spandex with wobbly thighs/bum!

 

[half time scores]

A scowl

 

[Hastings woody]

Sperm on her chin.

 

[The screamer]

Glenn Murray

 

[Garage_Doors]

Pubic hair.

 

[red star portslade]

Pubic hair.

I can't remember the last time i came across a big old bush. Shame really.

 

[amexee]

Hairy nipples, oh the memory. Imagine seductively taking a nipple in your mouth and getting hair stuck between your teeth. Shudder, I am really shuddering!

 

[Butch Willykins]

Mick Hucknall

 

[oldalbiongirl]

Following on from the other thread about men - what should women never be seen with?

A moustache or beard!

Hairy legs or armpits -

A ticket to a football match.

Now you tell me ...

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

a hammer

 

[Bodular]

Following on from the other thread about men - what should women never be seen with?

A moustache or beard!

Especially if they like Guinness

 

[Bodular]

A map

 

[robinsonsgrin]

someone else's hubby in her bed!

 

[The screamer]

the tv remote