There was a young lady from westphalia
Who painted her arse like a dahlia
Two pounds for a smell
went down very well
but three pounds for a lick was a failure
There was an old lady from Ealing
who skin was all flaky and peeling
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There was a young lady from westphalia
Who painted her arse like a dahlia
Two pounds for a smell
went down very well
but three pounds for a lick was a failure
There was a young man called Keith who circumcised men with his teeth it wasn't for pleasure or digging for treasure but to get at the cheese underneath
There was a Uruguayan called Gus,
He invited us all on his bus.
No more in the air,
with a great touch of flair,
but still there are some who will cuss.
There was a young lady from Ealing
Who walked upside down on the ceiling
She fell on her neck
And shouted by heck
It's a very peculiar feeling
(for whoever wanted the original version.............)
There was a young man fro Japen
Whose limericks never would scan
When asked if they rhymed,
He replied, 'Every time'
But I always have to try to squeeze as many words into the last line as I possibly can
A gay man who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian back to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, with what, to whom