The "Would You..." Game

[Perkino]

Would you eat a Chocolate bar which half of had been inserted up Cheryl Cole's Cunt while she was cumming:

Yeah!

I bloody love chocolate

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Yeah!

I bloody love chocolate

You edited that, don't forget the other half a bar.

 

[Perkino]

You edited that, don't forget the other half a bar.

As I said before.

I bloody love chocolate

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Would you spend a week on Death Row being used as a no holds barred sex toy by all the convicts for a lifetime of living in a Californian beach house with all the money you could ever want. You are not allowed to take lubrication with you into death Row though. You would however get Abbi Clancey as your house keeper. ( That might just swing it for a few of the less self concious of you!)

Definitely.

Would you pick the chunky bits out of some stranger's sick that had been there all night on the pavement with a toothpick and eat them

For £500,000 and ONE night with Stacey Slater, she wants anal, will let you film and begs for a facial at the end while shaking her head and flapping her tongue?

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Definitely.

Would you pick the chunky bits out of some stranger's sick that had been there all night on the pavement with a toothpick and eat them

For £500,000 and ONE night with Stacey Slater, she wants anal, will let you film and begs for a facial at the end while shaking her head and flapping her tongue?

Can her mad mum get involved?

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Definitely.

Would you pick the chunky bits out of some stranger's sick that had been there all night on the pavement with a toothpick and eat them

For £500,000 and ONE night with Stacey Slater, she wants anal, will let you film and begs for a facial at the end while shaking her head and flapping her tongue?

Not for Stacey Slater. She is just sooooooo Chav.

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Ok.... Would you let an 97 year old man with crippled fingers finger your bum hole....with all that getting past your grapes entails, whilst slobbering in your ear what he wants to do to your Nan & sticking his tongue down your ear breathing his Meals On wheels stodgy custard smell all over you for a years supply of Anusol? Well would you if you got a bag of Bon Bons thrown in?

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Would you be the guy in this video...Video Worse Than 2 Girls 1 Cup? - TotallyNSFW

In exchange for a wild night with Tina from Corrie?

 

[brighton_girl87]

Would you be the guy in this video...Video Worse Than 2 Girls 1 Cup? - TotallyNSFW

In exchange for a wild night with Tina from Corrie?

I still haven't plucked up the courage to watch that yet.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

I still haven't plucked up the courage to watch that yet.

So you're not aware Danny's the starring role in it?

 

[Silent Bob]

Would you force a banana all the way into your arse and then walk around with it there for a whole day, and then at the end of the day eat the banana, in exchange for a go on her:

and she'll let you do ANYTHING.

 

[Silent Bob]

Would you give George Osborne a hand job for 10% of his inheritence?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Would you force a banana all the way into your arse and then walk around with it there for a whole day, and then at the end of the day eat the banana, in exchange for a go on her:

and she'll let you do ANYTHING.

f*** yeah negro, that banana thing aint even a challenge!

Would you have a straight forward bunk up with Kate Beckinsale if she has to jab you in the eye at most 3 times with a wooden fork?

 

[Silent Bob]

No doubt.

Would you lick Alan Pardews hair for a free ticket to the first game at Falmer?

 

[HalfTimeOrange]

Would you lick Wayne Rooney's armpit after a full 90-minute match for the chance to lead out the Albion at Falmer?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Would you lick Wayne Rooney's armpit after a full 90-minute match for the chance to lead out the Albion at Falmer?

Mmmm... yeah

Would you take double anal from Mike Tyson and Rhino from Gladiators for 2 hours then let them fart on your face for a shag with Sharon Stone while your kids watch?

 

[Silent Bob]

No.

Would you headbutt a cow for a tenner?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Have you got the tenner on you now?

 

[Silent Bob]

Would you headbutt a cow for 37p and some pocket fluff?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Bob what have you got against cows exactly??