The "Would You..." Game

[Eggman]

Would you suck the piss stains dry from the trousers of a 76 year old, drunk, London Road TRAMP whilst he strokes your hair with his crusty shitty fingers.

For free beer and wine for LIFE! in all pubs, restaurants and offies.

 

[severnside gull]

Yeah

Would you shag ANY woman in the world you want if your mum has to be in the room watching you.

you seem fixated with this mother thing....why not just shag her and be done?

and afterwards you would be automatically qualified to support crystal palace

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Why not eh!

Would you stick a cucumber up your nans rimmer for 15k?

Yes.

To save a little cute puppy from dying, would you spank Susan Boyle's fat, naked, hairy wobbly arse until she screamed OCH NOOOO MORE LADDY then went south and noshed away at her beaver til the hairs fell off it?

 

[Silent Bob]

Why not eh!

Would you stick a cucumber up your nans rimmer for 15k?

No.

If your dog started licking your bollocks while you were shagging (a girl, not the dog), would you stop it?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Would you suck the piss stains dry from the trousers of a 76 year old, drunk, London Road TRAMP whilst he strokes your hair with his crusty shitty fingers.

For free beer and wine for LIFE! in all pubs, restaurants and offies.

You know what, I could live without beer and wine....great question though.

Would you down a yard ale glass of man milk for Brighton to get £5 Million for new players?

 

[Eggman]

No.

If your dog started licking your bollocks while you were shagging (a girl, not the dog), would you stop it?

No way

I'd encourage it by dipping my sack in some pedigree chum

 

[The Wizard]

Yes.

To save a little cute puppy from dying, would you spank Susan Boyle's fat, naked, hairy wobbly arse until she screamed OCH NOOOO MORE LADDY then went south and noshed away at her beaver til the hairs fell off it?

f*** the puppy, my life is more important!

Would you sniff Gordon Browns sweaty arse crack for £1000?

 

[Race]

Yes.

To save a little cute puppy from dying, would you spank Susan Boyle's fat, naked, hairy wobbly arse until she screamed OCH NOOOO MORE LADDY then went south and noshed away at her beaver til the hairs fell off it?

in a heartbeat. for free nando's for life would you lick mike gattings cricket box after he'd been at the crease all day in the west indies?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

f*** the puppy, my life is more important!

Would you sniff Gordon Browns sweaty arse crack for £1000?

Just sniff it, yes (and you CRUEL bastard)

Would you rather lose a foot of height or an inch of knob?

 

[Eggman]

You know what, I could live without beer and wine....great question though.

Would you down a yard ale glass of man milk for Brighton to get £5 Million for new players?

No.

Would you let an actual four-legged farm yard cow, take your anal virginity.

For a 365 day around the world holiday. All expenses paid

 

[Eggman]

in a heartbeat. for free nando's for life would you lick mike gattings cricket box after he'd been at the crease all day in the west indies?

LOL. Yes.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

No.

Would you let an actual four-legged farm yard cow, take your anal virginity.

For a 365 day around the world holiday. All expenses paid

Yes.

Would you get bummed for 24 hours straight by Danny deVito (he's standing on a step ladder) for Brighton to make the Premiership in 2 years?

 

[Race]

f*** the puppy, my life is more important!

Would you sniff Gordon Browns sweaty arse crack for £1000?

yep. to marry jennifer anniston would you eat your dinner off john mcriricks skiddy gunties whilst ethel from eastenders gave you a nosh?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

yep. to marry jennifer anniston would you eat your dinner off john mcriricks skiddy gunties whilst ethel from eastenders gave you a nosh?

I would, I adore her

Would you watch a sex tape of your parents (includes fisting) for all your debts paid off?

 

[Silent Bob]

Just sniff it, yes (and you CRUEL bastard)

Would you rather lose a foot of height or an inch of knob?

Knob.

Would you eat a knobcheese sandwhich for 5 grand?

 

[Durlston]

No.

Would you let an actual four-legged farm yard cow, take your anal virginity.

For a 365 day around the world holiday. All expenses paid

Without doubt,yes.

Would you do a whole gram of the strongest cocaine you've ever had in one line, knowing you've got a 50/50 chance of having a cardiac arrest though for a very passionate night with Charlotte Meares(if you survive!)

 

[Race]

I would, I adore her

Would you watch a sex tape of your parents (includes fisting) for all your debts paid off?

would be better if it was live. for £10000 of dixons vouchers, would you lick ann widdicombes mott out then go round your nans and kiss her on the lips? (tongues optional)

 

[Mr Smggles]

Just sniff it, yes (and you CRUEL bastard)

Would you rather lose a foot of height or an inch of knob?

A foot of height any day. When she lays eyes on your knob for the first time, it will look massive because you were so short!

 

[Eggman]

Would you let Mo Mowlam sit on your face for 1 hour.

For world peace

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Would you let Mo Mowlam sit on your face for 1 hour.

For world peace

No, they can sort it out by themselves.

Would you rim Patrick Moore for Brighton to win the FA Cup?