The Sausage and the West Stand Arch.

[Sausage]

Sausage, since Thursday night, has a new lady friend.

Thing is...it's been a while...and although Thursday night I gave a robust 'Roger Ramjet' style performance under the frisson and excitement of a new conquest (and some very nice weed and red wine) all is suddenly not well....We just had a 'go' this morning and all I could think about was the West Stand arch. (which as I'm sure you'll agree is about as phwooar as it gets)...but it put me right off the task in hand. Bit of a limp old Sausage really. Had to feed it in. All rather embarrassing.


Er, sorry, this is a football forum isn't it.


Come on you super soaraway Seagulls.

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[surrey jim]

Little blue pills?

 

[Sausage]

Oh gawd, I'd have a heart attack.

 

[Wilko]

Nothing worse than having to thumb in a softy eh?

 

[sjamesb3466]

Nothing worse than having to thumb in a softy eh?

Like trying to put a marshmallow in a coin slot..............

 

[Wilko]

Or trying to play snooker with a piece of string.

 

[sjamesb3466]

Or trying to play snooker with a piece of string.

 

[Sausage]

Nothing worse than having to thumb in a softy eh?

Quite.

 

[Gully]

Blimey...what an odd thread, no guessing that it is the close season and that we are all sitting around waiting for the World Cup to begin.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

You need someone up a ladder, taking photographs.

 

[mccraque]

Fold it in.

 

[sjamesb3466]

Fold it in.

lol Origami cock

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[Jerryatric]

Stand her on her head and drop it in.