The Palace chairman's HAIR- a new NSC art project?

[Lady Whistledown]

What on EARTH is going on here? It's been a good couple of decades (at least outside Simon Jordan's house) since I've seen anyone with a barnet quite like this.

I feel strongly that this hair has potential (for those of you better at Photoshop than me) for some kind of Hiney-style NSC art project. Carry on.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Good spot

 

[Acker79]

Is he related to neil warnock?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Good spot

*****as pointed out on Twitter by HKFC*****

In all seriousness, can anybody actually imagine walking into a salon and ASKING the stylist for that?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Come on people. Edna's set the challenge. Can we photoshop that HAIR onto anything or anybody else, that would look MORE ridiculous than Parish himself?


(seems like a challenge best suited to a work day, than a Sunday, mind...)

 

[Triggaaar]

It's been a good couple of decades (at least outside Simon Jordan's house) since I've seen anyone with a barnet quite like this.

So you haven't seen anyone with a barnet like that, apart from inside Simon Jordan's house. WTF have you been doing in Simon Jordan's house?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

The suit isn't very nice either - and as for the football shirt..............

 

[feller]

Love the picture of selhurst park behind him showing the ground 5 minutes before kick off on a match day.

 

[Jesus Gul]

Luka 'Gail out of Corro' Modric

 

[Wozza]

Is here related to Man Parrish, as featured on Man 2 Man Meets Man Parrish's 'Male Stripper'?

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[Acker79]

A quick and crappy ms paint effort:

 

[Lady Whistledown]

So you haven't seen anyone with a barnet like that, apart from inside Simon Jordan's house. WTF have you been doing in Simon Jordan's house?

Bunga bunga party with Steve Coppell, Jodie Marsh, Alicia Douvall and Barry from EastEnders.

 

[Pinkie Brown]

Does it really need to be photoshopped though? I mean? How could you improve on that effort? Maybe his barber was a Brighton Fan who convinced him. that kind of style was in 'vogue & trendy'? It probably is in the Croydon area?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Wait...I'm starting to spot a pattern emerging here...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The desperate stylings of a man trying to appear younger than he is?

 

[Pinkie Brown]

Yep, there's been a pattern through the years.

 

[Jesus Gul]

Yep, there's been a pattern through the years.

Jiminez (r) played for Palace?

and even bald eagles had silly hair (if that's possible)

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Roger De Courcey is a Palace fan? Urgh. I have a feeling I have his signature somewhere or other in a dusty childhood autograph book (one of those autographs your parents urge you to get even though you don't actually have a clue who the person is).

Shall tear that page out.

 

[ManxSeagull]

What on EARTH is going on here? It's been a good couple of decades (at least outside Simon Jordan's house) since I've seen anyone with a barnet quite like this.

I feel strongly that this hair has potential (for those of you better at Photoshop than me) for some kind of Hiney-style NSC art project. Carry on.

It's Chesney Hawkes.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

It's the woman from wallace and grommit.