The NSC thread of useful advice from SONGS

[ManOfSussex]

Please don't bother trying to find her, she's not there.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Son, I'm 30
I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty
And I don't have a decent bone in me
What you get is just what you see yeah
I see it so I take it freely
And all the bad piss ugly things I feed me
I never help or give to the needy
Come on and see me.

 

[pearl]

eat the rich

kill the bill

 

[The Merry Prankster]

Start.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Don't believe the hype.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Tonight I should have stayed at home playing with my pleasure zone.

 

[Randsta]

99 Problems but a bitch aint one

 

[ManOfSussex]

There's no one quite like Grandma.

 

[Titanic]

Remember when you're talkin' to the man upstairs
That just because He doesn't answer doesn't mean He don't care
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.

 

[Titanic]

Go big or go home.

 

[Titanic]

Don't worry, be happy.

 

[lawros left foot]

Don't give a dose, to the one you love most

Dr Hook and the Medicine show, and as they're doctors, they must know what they're talking about

 

[lawros left foot]

I saw two shooting stars last night,I wished on them,
but they were only satellites.
It's wrong to wish on space hardware,I wish,I wish I wish, you cared.

 

[lawros left foot]

Get up, stand up,
Stand up for your rights.
Get up, stand up,
Don't give up the fight

 

[ManOfSussex]

Only takes one tree, to make 1000 matches
Only takes one match, to burn A thousand trees

 

[ozzygull]

Always look on the bright side of life

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

D is for the dunderheads who seem to think we have a conspiracy against their particular team
E is for the eerie silence which echoes around the ground when I’ve booked a home team’s player and it’s obvious to everyone that he deserved it
Read more at http://www.songlyrics.com/half-man-half-biscuit/the-referee-s-alphabet-lyrics/#KWIrCRB9TUqtTouE.99

 

[Theatre of Trees]

I'd rather jack, than Fleetwood Mac.

 

[ManOfSussex]

You gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together
All I know, all I know, love will save the day

 

[Bolton va va]

Here's some advice:

Never wait or hesitate, get in kid before it's too late, you may never get a second chance.
Youth's a mask, and it don't last, so live it long and live it fast.

Name that song?

Rod Stewart - Killing of George

and tie your kangaroo down.