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Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
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Nestling in green nowhere
Uncle Spielberg said:
Les Biehn has come in a co owner recently " Spielberg Biehn proudly present: "Me love you long time "
Sexual Deviants Night

PM Les Biehn if interested.

Which co-owner has Les come in US? ???
 




Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
42,890
Lancing
we have had to close the pub down for refurbishment after the Southwick Soldiers gave Chapman , Piers and Les a right pasting. Les is due in tonight with the cast of the Ladyboys of Bangkok who are in town. It should be a good night and Hofmeister lager is on offer at £1.80 a pint.
 


Publius Ovidius

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,243
at home
There is a pun fest going on with Piers and Les on another table arguing about some aldershot keepre!!!!!

Jamesons please
 










Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
42,890
Lancing
The Polish barmaid's have been deported after a Police raid last month when they were found to be offering extra's in the shed which holds the dry roasted peanuts and crisps I am afraid.
 




Tony Meolas Loan Spell

Slut Faced Whores
Jul 15, 2004
18,067
Vamanos Pest
Trigger said:
Are there any cyber women to interact with in here?...


Whats their MYSPAZ address.

Add me as a friend...

Go on. Go on. PLEEEAASSEE
 








Trigger

Well-known member
Jul 4, 2003
40,457
Brighton
Uncle Spielberg said:
The Polish barmaid's have been deported after a Police raid last month when they were found to be offering extra's in the shed which holds the dry roasted peanuts and crisps I am afraid.
So there's no REAL women in here then? That's ok, I feel safe now.
 










Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,342
Surrey
What a WANK thread. Roll of SHAME:

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Captain Haddock

New member
Aug 2, 2005
2,128
The Deep Blue Sea
Pint of Harveys please barman.

I hope you'll be implementing a virtual smoking ban on 1st July.

(Apologies if this has been said already, I can't be bothered to read an hour's worth of other people's bowlocks, me hearties.)

Oh, and a packet of dry roasted. Ta.
 


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