The North Stand Chat Arms

[Uncle Buck]

Oi shut up GWUBBER. Deano nearly fired us into the top flight you plank.

Be careful, we have to be nice....

 

[surrey jim]

anyone in the pub

 

[Horsham Gull]

What night is Kareoke? whos up first for a round of Sussex by the sea?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Whatcha all having then, the bar profits are down

 

[Woodchip]

Oh no. I thought this place had been shut in a drugs bust. Same old riff-raff in here though.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Chapman was found in the toilets with some Charlie but he banned now

 

[Mendoza]

WICKED ! i just found an argos catalogue under the pool table

i may have a browse over my pint of makebelieve

 

[Woodchip]

Sorry guys, need to go back to work now. Probably be in later for a few.

Oh, have you heard that we're meant to be signing Zamora?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Do you like the new barmaid, Monika from Lithtuania , the old barmaid was sacked for offering after hours extra's which many NSCA regulars took full advantage off.

 

[Bakesy]

YOUR ROUND WOODCHIP

 

[John Dorian]

I'll have 2 pints of lager and some dry roasted please... put it on the tab for woodchip !!! thanks mukka !!!

 

[Trigger]

This place is SHIT.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Chapman broke the window last night in a scrap with Uncle Buck which Easy 10 had to intervene

 

[Uncle Buck]

Trigger why are you back in this old shit heap, when HQ has reopened?

 

[Trigger]

Just enquiring as to what the smell was...

 

[Uncle Buck]

Heard the landlord was caught sniffing the seat in the ladies loo the other night...

 

[Trigger]

Heard the landlord was caught sniffing the seat in the ladies loo the other night...

Hmmm, bit of chinese whispers here as I heard it was 'LICKING'

 

[Uncle Buck]

Hmmm, bit of chinese whispers here as I heard it was 'LICKING'

Now that is a lot worse.

No wonder this place is so bad, with such a deviant running it.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Les Biehn has come in a co owner recently and we can proudly annouce

" Spielberg Biehn proudly presents "

North Stand Chat Arms
Sexual Deviants Night
Saturday 31st March 8pm
£ 50 a head

All trannies and pre op's invited as well as lesbians and well endowed men ( 8 + only ).

PM Les Biehn if interested.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I heard it was the landlord that had been here for a while that was caught sniffing the seat in the ladies loo.