[Misc] The missus is away for 3 nights. What should I do?

[Goldstone1976]

‘The missus’ or ‘The wife’ are surely on borrowed time, utter either of those terms in my female-heavy workplace and you’ll be hung by your bollards from the ceiling.

As would I at home. If she was here. But she isn’t.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Use the time productively by learning a new skill with which to impress her on her return home

 

[Machiavelli]

Write one more restaurant review. That should keep you occupied until the grand return.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Don’t get out of bed and cry yourself to sleep pining over her absence!

 

[AmexRuislip]

If you're really, really bored, you could always go and stare at a waste of money

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