The Marvelous 1901 Food Thread

[Mr Putdown]

Is that the vegetarian option?

And, which bit is the dumpling?

 

[clungemeister]

looks like something that fell out of the back of an unwell great dane......looks like what they serve up matches perfectly what is on offer out on the pitch...!!

 

[Superphil]

Scraped off Blackpools pitch from last week?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

looks like something that fell out of the back of an unwell great dane..

 

[bennibenj]

Some kind of Bollock in gravy with mash?

 

[bravohotelalpha]

Glad I have not paid the premium to be a 1901er - I would be fuming about that offering and even more so if I had guests too - totally unacceptable

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I need to confirm if the photo was taken before or after they had consumer the food.

 

[bravohotelalpha]

In all seriousness, this is not what should be being served to the 1901 ever but peeps will be in the process of deciding whether or not to renew their 1901 memberships - Mr Barber needs to fix this fast

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

I like that they've run a fork through the top of the 2 spoons of mash to make it look better

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Food = Slops
Cost = 4 years of your liberty
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

 

[Bry Nylon]

"MAINTAINING A HIGH LEVEL OF SERVICE AND QUALITY WILL ALWAYS BE AT THE VERY TOP OF OUR LIST OF PRIORITIES IN ANY OF THE 1901 CLUB LOUNGES, ASSURING OUR MEMBERS OF THE VERY BEST THE CLUB CAN OFFER. WHETHER IT’S THE GRAND CENTRAL BUPA LOUNGE IN THE WEST STAND, THE 1901 CLUB PLATINUM LOUNGE IN THE EAST STAND OR THE NEW HEINEKEN LOUNGE IN THE SOUTH WEST CORNER OF THE STADIUM, YOU’LL FIND A SIMILAR LEVEL OF REFINED SOPHISTICATION IN EVERY CORNER."

Hard to see how the above squares with serving up dog shit on a plate.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I've had better looking food on a cross channel ferry .... I fear for when we get to the PL as my company plan to entertain at the Amex when that happens !

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Whole-grain mash it is. Spot on. The bread is a weird one, it's billed as a "rustic Italian roll" which gives no clues to what the main dish is and seems to be a random addition to the plate.

Whole-grain mashed WHAT?

The last time I ate a potato (yesterday, if I remember rightly), it contained no grains of any sort.

 

[Ernest]

99p from Iceland and that would be overpriced

 

[Ernest]

It looks like one of my bollocks has dropped onto the plate

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Whole-grain mashed WHAT?

Not sure. The purchaser was too afraid to ask.

 

[Hampster Gull]

I am starving and its starting to appealing

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

"MAINTAINING A HIGH LEVEL OF SERVICE AND QUALITY WILL ALWAYS BE AT THE VERY TOP OF OUR LIST OF PRIORITIES IN ANY OF THE 1901 CLUB LOUNGES, ASSURING OUR MEMBERS OF THE VERY BEST THE CLUB CAN OFFER. WHETHER IT’S THE GRAND CENTRAL BUPA LOUNGE IN THE WEST STAND, THE 1901 CLUB PLATINUM LOUNGE IN THE EAST STAND OR THE NEW HEINEKEN LOUNGE IN THE SOUTH WEST CORNER OF THE STADIUM, YOU’LL FIND A SIMILAR LEVEL OF REFINED SOPHISTICATION IN EVERY CORNER."

Hard to see how the above squares with serving up dog shit on a plate.

 

[Beach Hut]

Perhaps you really can polish a turd.........

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Perhaps you really can polish a turd.........

You can certainly add mash and a bread roll to it.