The Liam Bridcutt Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Song

[Drumstick]

I love how WORRIED people get that a song might make them look a little GAY.

Basically CAMP songs are the ideal platform for bouncy footy chants. I'm still desperate to get an adaptation of 'mamma mia' to 'gordon greer' going...

Exactly this.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

"Gordon Greer. Here he goes again. My, my. Never transfer list ya."

LOVE IT.

LOVE. IT.

RE: Liam. i think an adaptaion of the classic kids ditty 'pizza hut' would work.

Li-am Bridcutt
Li-am Bridcutt
He loves Kicking
He's Li-am Bridcutt

A loooong ball
a shoooooort ball

He loves kicking
He's liam Bridcutt.

 

[Easy 10]

I love how WORRIED people get that a song might make them look a little GAY.

Basically CAMP songs are the ideal platform for bouncy footy chants. I'm still desperate to get an adaptation of 'mamma mia' to 'gordon greer' going...

Gordon Greer
Heads the ball away
My my, see the height and distance
Gordon Greer
Is he losing hair ?
Who cares, girls show no resistance

Greer is our hunky skipper
Scotch, but a generous tipper
Why why would we ever let you go ?
Gordon Greer, now you really know
My My, why the Albion love you so

 

[Philzo-93]

I cannot wait for the North Stand to put this into super speed!!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Gordon Greer
Heads the ball away
My my, see the height and distance
Gordon Greer
Is he losing hair ?
Who cares, girls show no resistance

Greer is our hunky skipper
Scotch, but a generous tipper
Why why would we ever let you go ?
Gordon Greer, now you really know
My My, why the Albion love you so

Inspired. For some reason the line 'my my see the height and distance' got me. Just the idea of a group of fans saying that is a lovely image.

 

[Easy 10]

Inspired. For some reason the line 'my my see the height and distance' got me. Just the idea of a group of fans saying that is a lovely image.

The Mama Mia / Gordon Greer works excellently, you're right there should be a song built around it. Not sure my effort cuts the mustard mind.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Gordon Greer
Heads the ball away
My my, see the height and distance
Gordon Greer
Is he losing hair ?
Who cares, girls show no resistance

Greer is our hunky skipper
Scotch, but a generous tipper
Why why would we ever let you go ?
Gordon Greer, now you really know
My My, why the Albion love you so

My wife may be singing this from WSL to try and drown out my Lua Lua chanting...

 

[KJP]

What's wrong with ooh naa naa Gordon Greer? :s

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Bang Bang Little Liam Bridcutt...............he wasnt one of the Jury's famous five was he?

 

[Gonzo]

Gordon Greer
Heads the ball away
My my, see the height and distance
Gordon Greer
Is he losing hair ?
Who cares, girls show no resistance

Greer is our hunky skipper
Scotch, but a generous tipper
Why why would we ever let you go ?
Gordon Greer, now you really know
My My, why the Albion love you so

That is a work of genius!

 

[Smirko]

I bet he'd love hearing that belted out by 20,000 people in the gay capital of the UK. Bang Bang little Liam Bridcutt.

What next - we all pop sailors outfits on and knock out 'There ain't nothing like a Dame' dedicated to Gordon Greer?

Good grief.

Ha ha quality! Made snot come out of both nostrils!

 

[Doc Lynam]

Gordon....... Greer saver of the Albion


Many more lines could be added

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

"He clears off the line, he clears off the li-i-ine
He's Gordon Greer, he clears off the line"

Factual, you'd have to admit.

 

[finlaych]

Posh spice is a slapper
She takes it from the rear
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Gordon Greer

 

[Diego Napier]

How about you suggest a song and let's all see how good that is?

WHAT!

RRH making a positive contribution for once and stop his bitching habit of a lifetime?

You're on to a loser there

 

[Giraffe]

So that's a yes for Little Liam Bridcutt then!!

 

[7:18]

Inspired. For some reason the line 'my my see the height and distance' got me. Just the idea of a group of fans saying that is a lovely image.

love this line too!

 

[stripeyshark]

"There's only one Liam Bridcutt" is my choice.

This.